Disclaimer: I don't own Fushigi Yugi...but the songs are mine....however one or two have just had words changed around...if you see a song that looks like yours, please tell me in a review and I will give you credit for the original! And now...Without further adieu....(is that right?) THE FANFIC!

(The Stage is completely black. Danielle (that's me! The author! ^_^) comes out on the stage and a spotlight follows. "Why helllooooooo everybody! *sings* It's the most wonderful tiiiiiiiime of the yeeeeeeeeeeeeear! And do you know what that means? That's right!! It's time to hear the Christmas Concert! Fushigi Yugi style!!! Please note that a bunch of my friends and myself will be making appearances. So everyone, please remain in your seats, and prepare for the scariest thing you'll ever see! Err-read...OH WHATEVER!" Spotlight goes out.


Light on Chorus


Tamahome the Suzaku Seishie *to the sound of Rudolph*


Tamahome the Suzaku Seishie! (Seishie)
Had a very glowy forehead! (like a light bulb)
Most those who ever saw it (saw it)
Never left cuz they were dead!
All of the other seishie's! (seishie's!)
Used to laugh and call him names!
They never let poor Tamahome (Tamahome)
join in any sieshie games! (Like beating Nakago)
Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Miaka came to say ("I'm hungry")
Tamahome with your forehead so bright!
Won't you guide me to the kitchen tonight?
Then All the Sieshie loved him! (loved him)
As they shouted out with glee!
Tamahome the Suzaku Seishie (sieshie)
You'll never let us go hungry!

applause

Danielle comes back out, this time accompanied by Marianne, who is holding Tasuki, who is hog tied.
"Well, wasn't that lovely? But what's Christmas, without decorations?" Danielle notices Tasuki's presence. "MARIANNE! Let him go! If you don't he won't play his part!"

Marianne ignores Danielle, and proceeds to her line. "That's right Danielle! Decorations add to festive spirit! *mumbles : Who the hell wrote this script?* That's why we should deck the halls!" Marianne exits right, still holding onto Tasuki, who is trying to get to his tessen.

Light On Chorus


Deck the Halls

Deck the halls with drunken Tasuki!
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Then take away all his sake!
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hotohori shows off his charming apparel!
Fa la la la la la, la la la.
While Chiriko sings a Christmas carol!
Fa la la la la la, la la la laaaa.
See the great Suzaku before us!
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Make a wish don't make a fuss!
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Miaka eats with lot's of pleasure!
Fa la la la, la la la, la la la.
While Tamahome sneaks off with treasure!
Fa la la la la la, la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaa.

applause

Danielle comes out with Marianne again. "Well, wouldn't be an even better Christmas if it snowed? Well to bad...we don't have that song in the budget!" AN: What budget?>
Marianne speaks up. "But we do have a version of Frosty the Snowman that you might like! You know I liked it!" She grins, and both walk off the stage.

Light on Chorus

Tasuki the Pyro
Tasuki the pyro, was as crazy as could be!
With some fiery red hair and a bad temper, he was as dangerous as could beeeeeeee!
Tasuki the pyro! Needed some anger management!
Drinking to much sake and cursing to often, he sure needed to vent!
There must have been some magic in that old tessen we found....for when we placed it in his hand flames began to dance around!
Ohhh, Tasuki the pyro, needed to be on his way!
If you don't leave him alone and let him go, he will make you pay!
Thumpity thump thump, thumpity thump thump, look at Tasuki goooo! Thumpity thump thump thumpity thump thump, melting all the snow!

applause

Enter Danielle with Jessica.
"Well...that Tasuki! He's such a bad boy!" *screams from the female part of the audience, which is 97% of the crowd, can be heard.*

"Yes he is Danielle! That's why we love him! *more screams* But now, let's hear a song on why you shouldn't be bad for Christmas!" Both exit right.

Light on Chorus

Nakago is Coming to Town - to Santa Clause is Coming to Town

Ohhh, you better not shout, you better not cry!
You'd better watch out, I'm telling you why!
Cuz Nakago is comin, to town!
He'll kill you while your sleeping!
Or even while your awake!
He don't care if you've been bad or good, just run for goodness sake! Ohhhhhh you better not shout, you better not cry, you better watch out I'm telling you why!
Cuz Nakago is hunting, you doooown!!

applause

Danielle comes out accompanied by Laura.
"And there you have it folks. I mean, who wants Nakago after them? I swear, I would be crapping bricks!"
"But we love Nakago anyway, don't we folks?" *absolute silence*

Danielle speaks up. "Well, I love him! HE'S SO COOL! Oh well, more Nakago for me! *cheesy grin* Anyways, this next song is for someone who wasn't quite bad enough for Christmas!" Both exit right.

I'm Getting Nothing For Christmas - as sung by Amiboshi

Light On Amiboshi

Oh I'm gettin nuttin, for Christmas!
Nanananananananaaaa
Nakago the General, is maaaaaaaaad.
Oh I'm gettin nuttin, for Christmas!
Nanananananananana
Cuz I haven't been all that baaaaaaaaaad!
I didn't go kill Miaka (somebody snitched on me)
I made friends with the enemy (somebody snitched on me)
I put on the Suzaku clothes
I did something's you don't wanna know
I let my brother think I wanted to goooo
SOMEBODY SNITCHED ON MEEE!
Oh I'm gettin nuttin, for Chriiiiistmas!
Nanananananaaaa
Nakago the General, is maaaaaad!
Oh I'm gettin nuttin, for Chriiiistmas!
Nananananaa
Cuz I haven't been all that bad!

applause and Amiboshi exits right.

Danielle comes out with Michael, who is grumpy about being here.

"Wow, these people are so talented. It seems everyone loves Christmas, doesn't it?" *silence and Danielle elbows Michael to say his line*

Michael speaks in a grumpy voice. "Oh, not everyone loves Christmas. In fact, we have something special to show all of you. It's about a very mean man who didn't like Christmas at all!"


Chichiri Scrooge

Scene opens with Scrooge in bed. Fog fills the room, and a ghostly figure appears.
"SCROOOOOOOGE!"
"Hm?"
"SCROOOOOOOOOOOGE!!"
"Huh? What the hell was that, no da?"
"Scroooooge! It is I! Your old comrad! Tasuki!" Tasuki is shown in chains.
"Tasuki no da? The one who died in the freak pyro accident? *mutters to self - they never did find out who blew up that cat...* "
"*ahem* Yes...it is I!! I'm here to waaarn youuuu."
"Warn me, no da? Warn me about what? And why are you wearing chains?"
"I wear these chains to make ammends for my sins. This is why I am here to warn you, so that you shall not be fated as I am! Link by link, my chains grow longer! Link by link, they grow heavier. Chichiri Scrooge, understand and accept the Christmas Spirit. You don't want to spend an eternity with chains!"
"Accept the Christmas Spirit? Bah Humbug no da!"
"Three ghosts shall visit you."
"Um, no thank you no da."
"When the clock strikes one, the Ghost of Christmas Past will come. When the clock strikes two, the Ghost of Christmas Present will come. And when the clock strikes three, the Ghost of Christmas's To Be!" Voice fades out and Tasuki disappears. Chichiri gets a glass of water, then goes back to sleep. The clock suddenly strikes one.
"Wake up! Come on come on, I don't have all night!" Nuriko stands there with his hands on his hips.
"Who the fuck are you, no da?"
"I'm Nuriko, the Ghost of Christmas Past. Now hold on to the magical cross-dresser!" Nuriko grabs Chichiri's hand and they fly back through time.
"Where are you taking me?"
"To see your past Christmas's! I would like where your hating of Christmas began." They go back through time and land in a room. A man and a woman are together in bed passionately making love. "WHAT THE FUCK NO DA? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SHOWING ME THIS NO DA??"
"Woops, wrong house."
They travel again and land in a new room, where there is no tree, but there is a sickly woman lying down on a bed and a man next to her. A little boy tugs at the mans pants leg. "Daddy, aren't we going to celebrate Christmas this year no da?" The man leans down and pats the boy's head.
"I'm sorry Houjun, but we aren't going to celebrate Christmas this year. Mommy is too sick, and this may be her last week here before she leaves us."
"Where is mommy going?"
"Mommy is going to heaven, Houjun."
"When is mommy coming back?"
"Mommy isn't going to come back."
"Oh. Can I go with her no da?"
Nuriko puts his hand on Chichiri's shoulder as he turns his head away.
"I see. So is this why you don't like Christmas?"
"Can we leave?"
"Sure...how about a different Christmas?" They start to time travel again. They land outside where you see an older version of Chichiri, with a very fresh and still healing scar. He is walking towards a cemetery carrying flowers. He stops at two graves and places the flowers on them. He places his hand on each grave, letting his fingers travel the carved words of his best friend and his ex-fiancé. Biting his lip, he whispers "Merry Christmas." (AN: AWWWWWWWWW! *tear* ) He stands up and starts walking, then pauses, turns around, and stares at the graves before completely walking away.
"So you gave up? On Everything?"
"Please, just take me home." There is a whirlwind of color and they are back in Chichiri's real room. Nuriko is gone, and there was no sign he was ever there.
Chichiri is quiet, then looks at his bed before going back into it. "This is all just a load of hooey no da."
"Is it Chichiri?" The clock was suddenly striking two. Chichiri looks up and is startled to see Hotohori standing there.
"OH MY GOD NO DA! DON'T DO THAT!!!"
"Come on Chichiri, I think it's time you see something..." Hotohori pulls Chichiri away from the bed.
"WHO ARE YOU? Where are you taking me no da??"
"Oh, right...I'm the Ghost of Christmas Present, and I'm taking you to see the error of your ways." Hotohori leads him into town. "Look how you spent your day...you passed up this beautiful shop of mirrors without even buying one!" Chichiri sweat drops.
"Mirrors? Who needs them. This whole holiday is a waste of time. Christmas! BAH HUMBUG NO DA!"
"I'm sorry you feel this way Chichiri. Come on, let's look at something else. Look, there is the poor family that you just walked past without even noticing earlier this afternoon. Doesn't that little boy, Tiny Chiriko work for you? Couldn't you have given them a tip?"
"It's their fault. They should know better than to be poor no da." Hotohori looks down at Chichiri.
"Chichiri, they don't have a choice in being poor. This is how they are forced to live."
"Bah humbug no da! Bah humbug! Now take me home, I'm getting cold!" Hotohori sighs, seeing that he isn't getting through to Chichiri Scrooge.
Chichiri is suddenly dropped on his bed, and darts his eye nervously around the room. Seeing there is no one there, he sighs in relief and prepares to go back to sleep before hearing the clock strike three. "Oh noo, no da."
A cloaked figure stands by his bed. Chichiri groans. "When will it end no da?" The cloaked figure does not speak, but points to the window. Chichiri looks at the window, and is startled to see an image. The image is of a very old Chichiri, who is obviously on his death bed. No one is there with him, no one consoling him, no one holding his hand. Chichiri Scrooge is left alone to die to alone, without a soul caring.
Chichiri gasps. "W-w-what is this no da?" The cloaked figure does not answer, but points their finger again. The image in the window changes to a cemetery where a priest is leaving and a coffin is being lowered. The priest and two workers are the only ones there. The coffin cable snaps and it falls, and Chichiri looks closer and sees himself. "THIS ISN'T REAL! THAT IS NOT ME NO DA!" The old and dead Chichiri stares up lifelessly and accusingly. The real Chichiri starts cowering in his bed. "It isn't real. I'm right here. That is not me!" The cloaked figure finally speaks up. "Chichiri Scrooge...this is what will become of you if you continue living the way you are now. You will end up alone and forgotten by everyone. Scrooge, accept the Christmas spirit or accept your DESTINY!!"
Chichiri wakes up in his bed in a cold sweat. The sun in streaming in his room. "W-what day is it no da?" He gets up and goes over to the window...at first a little scared to look at it. He finally does and sees everyone running about there regular daily activities. He sees a newspaper boy down and calls out to him. "Hey you! What day is it?" The boy looks up and raises his eyebrow.
"It's Christmas! Everyone knows that!"
"It's Christmas....it's Christmas! I still have time!" Chichiri gets ready and runs about. He goes over to Tiny Chiriko's house with a full fledged meal and lot's of money. He knocks on the door and goes in shouting "MERRY CHRISTMAS!!" *chattering ensues and lots of things happen....cutting to the end...* Tiny Chiriko says, "God Bless Us Everyone!" and Chichiri adds in "No da!"
Close Curtains

applause

Danielle comes out alone. "Well, wasn't that beautiful? We would like to use this time for an intermission. So please, come back after your nice and refreshed!"
*Spotlight goes out*

Ok...that's part one...I hope you all liked it, please come back for part two!