YOU GUYS! YOU GUYS! Cartman shouted as he came running over to his friends at there usual cafeteria table.
He stopped and slammed his fists down HARD, causing people s food and drinks to nearly spill over.
DID YOU HEAR!? He bellowed at them but they didn t really care, the guys just wanted to finish their lunch.
Hear what fatty? Kenny asked annoyed, just once he would like to eat his lunch in peace. Craig who was sitting next to him whispered There, there sweetie. as he gave Kenny a pat on the back. Stan noticed the how close Craig and Kenny were lately, it was nice they were all getting along especially after the whole Peru incident but there was something he couldn t put his figure on about the two at the moment. Cartman Stan started saying angrily What the hell are you talking about? YOU DIDN T HEAR!? Cartman shouted in shock. Hear what? Stan asked.
What Kyle did at the party! Cartman asked.
You mean Token s party? Dude I was ill, Wendy came over and made me chicken soup. Stan said smiling before turning to Token with a apologetic look Sorry by the way dude .
It s cool, you can t help being sick. Token said reassuring. I just wish Cartman would shut the fuck up and let us eat in peace. Stan nod and turned back to Cartman Ok fatty what did Kyle do? HE KISSED ANOTHER BOY! Cartman shouted so loud the cafeteria went silent. Even poor Ike who was sitting at the other end could hear him. What the fuck? The poor confused Canadian mumbled. Stan jaw dropped, What? He asked confused.
It was just a dare Clyde interjected. It doesn t make him gay. WHAT!? Stan shouted even louder. Yeah he kissed Bluecap Tweek commented. Who? Stan asked confused.
I know him, people often confuse us because we wear blue hats. He usually sits with Jason and Francis Craig said.
O him, I remember now, thanks. Stan said.
Apparently they French kissed and everything, meaning Kyle s a fag! Cartman said with a look of triumph No they didn t! Token said angrily.
Yeah they only kissed for like a minute, that was the dare! Clyde pointed out.
But he kissed another dude, that totally makes me a fag! Cartman pointed out.
You sound jealous Jabba the hut Kevin stated, Cartman was about to tell him to go fuck himself but then he remembered the beating Kevin gave him recently which won him Lola s heart. Since then Cartman has lived in fear of Kevin who often breaks his knuckles ready for a fight if he so much as sneezes in a way he doesn t like. Well um yeah Kyle is now officially a gay jersey Jew! Cartman said not noticing Kyle behind him. NO IT DOESN T FAT BOY! Kyle shouted as he then hit Cartman in the back of the head with a food tray. Cartman collapsed onto the ground and moaned in pain as Kyle kicked him a few times.
Stan and Kenny jumped to their feed and tried to stop him as Wendy and Lola started shouting KICK HIS ASS KYLE as loud as they could. However no one noticed a certain student nicknamed Bluecap sneaking out of the cafeteria with tears in his eyes.
Much later after Kyle was given detention by Mister Mackey for beating up Cartman, Kyle was walking to collect his stuff from his locker for the class he was now late to when someone taped him on the shoulder.
Confused Kyle turned around and smiled when he noticed Bluecap who on the other hand wasn t smiling. Hey Blue, whats up? Kyle asked.
I thought you said you liked me? Bluecap asked him angrily.
Kyle started to panic I do its just Cartman caught me off guard and I didn t feel ready to What? You asked me out on a date after kiss! Are you ashamed of that or me or something? No! No! Kyle said as he panicked. Why didn t you tell me about Red then? Bluecap asked.
Huh? Kyle asked confused.
Don t bother pretending you don t know Bluecap then started pointing at Kyle, After the teachers took you away, Red then told everyone Cartman was just acting jealous because you two were dating! Kyle s jaw dropped to the floor, why on earth did Red say that? Huh? He asked again even more confused.
I knew it Bluecap began You were just using me because your bi-curious, well I m sick of it, I;m not having another repeat of what happened with Bridon and then have the girls treat me like a pariah. Fuck you, you two timing Jew man whore! Bluecap shouted before slapping Kyle across the face and running away crying. Kyle just held a hand to his now hurting cheek as he looked on in shock and confusion, with tears forming in his eyes.
Meanwhile back in the Mr Garrisons class, the children were reading there latest assignments out to the class titled What I did over the weekend .
Seeing how Kenny and Craig went camping together, Mr Garrison allowed them to do their presentation as a joint grade effort. Kenny was so over excited to tell his class mates, he even pulled down his parka hood, which reminded a lot of the girls how cute he was.
Last weekend me and Kenny went on a fishing trip dressed as cowboys and ate a lot of pudding. Craig started.
Yeah we found this fantastic spot Stan s uncle Jimbo told me about that he goes to with his friend Ned. Kenny continued as a large smile formed on his face, similar to the one Stan used to get when he thought of Wendy before they started dating.
Wendy and Stan quickly looked at each other in wide eyed shock as Kenny continued It was magical as he began to describe what happened
Kenny dressed as a cowboy is trying to start a fire to cook their catch of fish whilst Craig (also dressed as a cowboy) is sorting the giant sleeping bag inside the tent that they are planning on sharing as Kenny s too poor to afford a new one. Craig looks over and asks You cold? Kenny stops and looks over A little. Well the tent s ready if your sleepy? Craig said as he climbed in, Kenny soon followed. They both laid on the double sleeping back with there backs pressed against each other. Both of them just lay there, waiting for the other to say something until finally Craig speaks or rather starts to sing. I ve been alone with you, inside my mind and in my dreams I ve kissed your lips a thousand times Kenny raises an eyebrow in confusion and is about to shout WTF until he realizes that it must have taken Craig a lot of guts to do that. He stops, thinks about his terrible luck with woman and decides;
I sometimes see you pass outside my door Kenny smiles and quickly turns round to face Craig who is already facing him. Craig catches him off guard with a quick peck on the lips and then they both sing;
HELLO? IS IT ME YOUR LOOKING FOR? They both sit up, facing each other;
I can see it in your eyes Goes Kenny.
I can see it in your smile Replies Craig.
Your all I ve ever wanted Sings Kenny.
And my arms are open wide Sings Craig as he opens them to hug Kenny.
Kenny returns the hug as he sings Because you know just what to say He quickly kisses Craig And you know just what to do .
And I want to tell you so much Craig sings, with a happy look on his face and then they both sing together as they lean closer.
I LOVE YOU
The flashback ends, the entire class is in shock, the room is in silence, except for Tweek who s twitching slightly. Craig's mouth is open, Kenny is just smiling as he relives the magical camping trip as he called it. Finally but nervously Mr Garrison speaks up.
So boys besides that did you do much else? Um Craig began nervously We caught a lot of fish . Amongst other things Kenny replies raising his eyebrows and then slowly using his teeth, pulls off Craig s hat. He then pulls Craig into a hug and smells his hair.
You smell like fresh apples. Nervous Stan finally speaks up Um Um May be excused to look for Kyle? Mr Garrison slowly nods in shock as Stan quickly runs out of the classroom, Wendy follows as Kenny is slowly stroking Craig s hair whispering something into Craig s ear as he goes bright red. I don t know what s weirder Clyde begins. Kenny and Craig admitting they have a thing OR Craig actually showing emotion. They actually look cute together Lola comments.
That s hot Bebe points to the pair.
Look gang I know this might seem a little well odd but you see Knny seriously stop trying to kiss me when I m talking, it s pissing me off! Craig said slightly annoyed.
End Of Part 1