Twas' the Night before the Marathon
Twas' the night before the marathon when all thorough the house
Not a creature was stirring, except for one mouse.
Well, not a mouse, but a Chihuahua is just the same
She and her owner have been waiting for this moment all day
Toonami was hosting a Christmas anime marathon
From reborn at 8 PM to 7AM's Evangelon.
Her mother knew better than to go in her room and peep
Knowing her daughter would refuse the urge to sleep.
No one could stop the girl and Chihuahua
From watching Kenichi and his battle cry of, "KYA-HA"
Not even Santa, mumbling away
About an annoying girls obsession with anime in his sleigh.
He figured he should teach a lesson to her
He thought she would learn this lesson for sure
Family is the reason for the season
Or else she'd get coal for Christmas treason.
The girl's dedicated and innocent stare
Wavered when a commercial went on the air.
Flaming fury flashed in her eye
Wishing for the CEOs of cheerios to trip into a pit of flaming porcupines and die.
Recognizing the chance she let go her fury
And ran to the bathroom (tripping twice) in a hurry.
Washing her hands, she realized just then
Boo-bear was running around out of his pen
He had heard her and got out, Oh no!
She had to grab him and go
No time to put him out,
her frustration rising the urge to shout!
She relented when she came back in the room
To see Polly chasing the fish with a broom!
How the Chihuahua's paws had held the mop
Made the girl's process of thought falter and stop.
The fish had grown wings, the stuffed animals came alive!
My CDs flew around the room and my TV buzzed like a hive!
"Oh, dear sweet Jesus, how can this be?"
There is a huge mass sprouting in my room in the shape of a tree!
Fear crept in my eyes
The chaos ensuing snapping me out of surprise.
The piranhas in the boat saw me and veered their ship,
'Towards me?!" I thought, 'Oh CHEESE DIP N' FRIP!'
"SUGAR HONEY ICED TEA!" I shout as a curse
Fearing my future soon lied in a hearse.
Running away, I pass the bathroom
I saw my greatest nightmare, volcanoes of doom.
Horror encompasses me
For right were our candle collection should be
Various volcanoes had formed
Even a funky one shaped like a French horn.
I run away, to safety I hope
Towards the living room and for the light switch I grope.
And right in front of me, sitting in my chair
Sits a tall pale man, with no features or hair.
"Death and despair, envy and hate
Lies for all who ignore their impending fate."
The pale man's deep voice booms
Surrounding me in the living room.
I know this man my mind suddenly cries
All who face him certainly die.
Now my worry for my plight
Doubles now that Slender has come to fight.
Only one way out, I put up my fists and throw a punch,
And with malign satisfaction I feel his emotionless face crunch
Yet, his featureless face seems to smirk
My pugnacious glee fades and I begin to feel irked.
Slender just waves, a gravelly goodbye is said,
"Even wanna-be fighters need to go to bed."
I see the horror game star smirk as my sight
Slowly but surly is over powered by light.
I wake to my Polly crying and the end theme of Evangelon
How the flipin' flippers did I miss the whole marathon?!
I remember the chaos that ensued before
And looked around for remnants of the gore.
I saw nothing and whispered a gleeful shout
Careful not to wake mom, I put the puppies out.
Peace filled my home and I know all is all right
But one question still remains; WHAT THE FUDGE DID I EAT LAST NIGHT?!