I don't own any Ben 10 characters, nor do I claim. And his Mary Sues are totally swag.
D'Void was with his annoyingly ever present ugly as sin BABY MARY SUE NULL GUARDIANS in their kitchen in his luxurious mansion in the Null Void. He had some SOUP. Dude loves to cook. For his babbys. WHAT A GOOD SINGLE DADDY. Aherm.
But wouldn't you know, those darn Helpers showed up again to make things chaotic and generally unpleasant.
He became startled and dropped the soup on his babby's ugly little heads. Oh noes! They began to sob hysterically like the irritating little shits they are. D'Void turned and gave the two Helpers the big old stink eye. He tapped his foot sternly.
"HOW DARE YOU!" he yelled. "Now I have to go wash these leathery little fuckers! You know frustratingly hard that is? These things never get that clean anyway, but I'm compelled to do it. By some...horrible never ending force!" He grabbed his forehead and trembled.
And then the Null Guardians attacked and devoured the enemies. Again! Like in that last story.
"Ha ha, stupid rebels got attacked! What a bunch of dummies," D'Void said. He began to bang his head against the wall while the two hideous Mary Sue things shriek-sobbed hysterically. "WHY," he said, punctuated by the repeated slams of his head, "WON'T...IT...STOP."
Just lucky, I guess.
The END