Mikey Butts was sitting on a bench at the Hill Vally bus station, he was waiting for the bus to go back home, while he was still sitting there all by himself Creepy Susie one of his friends walks over to talk with him, with a french accent she says.
"Hi Mikey, may I sit with you?"
"OK."
Susie then says to him, with a big grin on her pale face.
"So... I was wondering if you would like to come over to my house for dinner tonight."
At first he ask's her.
"Are Milo, Helga, and Penny coming to?"
She then said.
"No, I decided just to have your nice ass over for a treat!
and my mother said she always wanted to have you for dinner. "
Mikey then said to Susie.
"You mean over... right?"
She then said.
"Uh... yeah."
He was now a little nervous but he told her yes anyway, later that night... Mikey was now at her place
when he was about to knock on her spooky looking door, she then opens it to let him in.
she tells him.
"Come in Mikey!"
She was now introducing him to her strange family.
"That's my aunt scary Mary, my great, great Grandmother Susan dead."
Mikey who was looking at her great, great Grandmother said.
"Why is she a skeleton?"
Susie then said to Mikey
"Because she's dead!"
Suddenly, Susie's mom was coming out of the creepy looking kitchen and said to little Mikey, with a french accent.
"Oh, you must be that how you say? Butts kid I've heard so munch about!"
He says to her.
"Yes that's me!"
Susie's mom then said to him.
"You have such nice... asscheeks! for a kid your age."
She then tell's her.
"Uh... I guess so?"
Susie then whispers into his ear.
"Don't worry Mikey she's kind of crazy in the head, and a little odd."
Poor Mikey was now thinking.
"Oh man, i'm not going to leave here alive this family wants to eat me up! Son Of A Bitch!"
To be continued?