Harry yawned, just another boring day in the life of a spy. Sure, he got some action in every once in a while, but truthfully, it was so boring. Everyone he'd ever met (besides the other spies, of course) thought that the life of a spy would be full of action and adventure. How wrong they were. Most military issues were handled by the army, and he was definitely not part of the army. He was part of the OotP (Order of the Phoenix). Sure, the agency handled issues that the army also dealt with, it was part of the government, after all, but whenever something of national or international importance came up, the military was the first to respond. It was downright obnoxious. Spies only came into play when it was an individual who was wrecking havoc on countries, a single individual with a lot of contacts. Of course, spies also confronted assassins. Spies were called in quite often to handle assassins, seeing as it was quite idiotic to send in an entire army in after one (usually very skilled) individual.

Professional, for-hire assassins were, of course, the only ones the agency bothered to go after. They were the only ones that were any threat. Self-appointed assassins usually disappeared after killing his or her target, and, were traced by the police or army.

Therefore, it was another boring day in the life of Harry James Potter, spy for the OotP, seeing as there was no psychotic killer with the mind of a rocket scientist, or an amazingly skilled gunman or –

That was when his cell phone rang.

"Hello?"

"We've got a slight problem," came the ever annoying voice of Dumbledore.

"Slight! You old coot! This isn't aslight problem! This is –" the voice of Sirius Black was cut of by Remus

"Sirius, shut up for a second! Albus is speaking!"

Harry chuckled, then said, "Where should I meet you?"

"At the diamond," said Albus.

"Understood," and Harry hung up.

The diamond meant the football field at Harry's school. They purposefully called it the diamond, because who would think "the diamond" meant a football field? And yes, it was quite public for a secret agency to meet, but seeing as everyone believed the Dumbledore was Harry's grandfather, it made perfect sense that he should be seen with Harry at his high school.

A few minutes after the phone call, Harry was waiting patiently for the "inconspicuous car" to come and pick him up. It was a Porsche. The best way to blend in was to make sure that you stood out. Not so much that someone noticed you were suspicious, but enough that people thought you were too show-offish to be up to anything. What better way to keep people's minds off of what you were doing than practically shouting out that you were bloody rich? Then everyone's too pre-occupied in asking for money (in what they think is a subtle manner) to notice that you're different from everyone else.

"Harry! Hey! Look at the flying pigs!"

Harry shook his head; there were his two "uncles." He loved both Remus and Sirius with all his heart, but the two never did grow up. Just as Harry opened the door to his black Porsche, Remus hit Sirius over the head.

"What flying pigs? What are you going on about!" Remus yelled at Sirius.

Sirius just shrugged. "I dunno, it was the first thing that I thought of to say."

"You couldn't just say 'Hi Harry, isn't it great we get to spend all day with you?'" inquired Harry.

Sirius seemed to ponder this for a little while before shaking his head, "No, that's too ordinary; you need some excitement in your life, and what better way than to have something unexpected thrown at you?" Just then Remus heaved a walkman he had found in the backseat at Sirius, hitting him in the side of the head.

"Yeah, like that!" Sirius told Harry, while starting the car and pealing away from the curb.

"Has he gotten his driver's license back?" Harry asked Remus.

"Um... no, I don't believe he has... Oh. Well... that's not good." Remus leaned over to tell Sirius to pull over so that he could drive when Sirius decided that they should take a detour.

"Sirius, I think – OOF!" yelled Remus as he was flung against the side of the car, Sirius, laughing somewhat manically, drove the car off of the road. He hit a button on the flip out panel Harry (who was amazingly good with mechanics) had installed. The car shuttered, and wings sprung out of the sides of the car, which glided silently until it came close to the ground. Actually, it wasn't ground, but water, the ocean, to be exact.

Remus screamed, seeing as he hadn't been in the car since Harry had installed a few features, while Sirius calmly pressed another button, effectively converting the now flying car into a more aquatic vehicle.

The car dove under water, Sirius still laughing in a crazed manner, and Harry chuckling over Remus' screams, while silently congratulating himself on the success of his gadgets he had equipped the car with. Remus was blushing slightly, hoping that no one had noticed the scream.

"Sirius, you know you really shouldn't have gone off the road like that," Harry scolded.

"Yeah!" piped in Remus.

"Oh, come on Harry! It was all fun in games! I knew you had put in those awesome additions to the car, no harm done, right?"

"Sirius! The agency hadn't tested those devices yet! They might not have worked!" Harry scolded.

"All right, I'll ask next time," said Sirius, slightly put out.

"Might not have worked?" croaked Remus, who promptly fainted.

"Why is he a spy again?" inquired Harry.

Sirius just shrugged, turning on the radio.

A/N: Hiya! Yes, I am back, finally writing again. I don't know when I'll be able to update again, but my computer has been having a few issues and hasn't been letting me log into this site. Go figure. But I'm updating now, so I'm pretty happy! Anyways, I know I should try to finish the other two stories I started, but I just had to post this, please tell me what you think. It gets more of a plot later on, I promise! I love you guys who have kept reviewing even though I haven't been updating! Kisses everyone Love you guys!

Oh yeah, And I'm sorry if there's any random html stuff in here, I had originally written this to post it on a site which only accepted html coding and stuff. I don't really know much about html, just enough to make things italics and bold and that sort of stuff. Anyways, if there's any in here, do tell me and I'll change it. Thanks!