Rachel Berry was ready for her senior yearbook picture.
Her freshman picture was a mess,
She had her "cycle"
And ruined her dress.
Her sophomore picture wasn't much better,
Quinn Fabray "accidentally" spilled water on her skirt
And she was dubbed, "bed wetter."
Her junior picture was by far the worst,
She had eaten mystery meat from the cafeteria,
And when they said "cheese", she burst.
Her senior picture would be the best,
She would carry backup everything,
She had anything that you would have guessed,
Even a backup, diamond ring,
Then someone stole her backup clothes,
And she got slushied on the ones she wore,
She cried for all her clothes,
And she got her picture taken,
Dressed in a costume of a boar.