Hello everyone who can still stand me! I've come up with an idea that hasn't be done a few million times. It's only been done a few thousand times. Ta-da! Final Fantasy Answering Machine Messages! Don't stone me all at once. Wait for the end.
I don't think I really have to say this, but, I don't own the Final Fantasy Series, SquareEnix does.
The first installment is from the cast of Final Fantasy VII. Or at least those whose phone numbers I was able to get. So give it up, or Yuffie'll mug you.
Cloud: This is the Strife resident. I'm not home right now so leave your message after the beep. Unless this is Tifa, in which case: STOP CALLING ME! Lay off! I'm in love with Aeris! Why can't you understand that? *Beep*
Tifa: Sorry I'm not home right now, I'm probably at work. So if you'll leave your number I'll get back to you as fast as possible. If it's Cloud; did you get my message? I only left three hundred this week. Call me! *Beep*
Aeris: Gainsborough house. Sorry I'm not here at the moment, but I'll call you back as soon as I reincarnate. *Beep*
Red XIII: You have called Nanakai of Cosmo Canyon. I am regrettably not present at the moment so please leave your message so that I might call you back. Wait a minute. I don't have opposable thumbs! I can't pick up the phone! Why the hell did I buy this stupid thing? *Beep*
Yuffie: This is the younger, and much wiser, Kisaragi residence. I'm working right now since no one else will make the effort to try and save their hometown from obscurity and eventual waste! So leave your message or else! If it concerns Materia, I know nothing about it. *Beep*
Cait Sith: Cait Sith's not here. Please leave your message after the beep. If you need me right away call the Gold Saucer hot line and ask for me there. If it's an emergency call 1-800-0ShinRa (074-4672) and ask for Reeve. *Beep*
Cid: This is the *($%& Highwind residence. Leave a message after the *(^%& beep, but if want to say something, tell it to my #&^%&* face! *Beep*
Vincent: Never call this place again. *Beep*
Sephiroth: Sephiroth here. Please leave your name, number, home address and times that you'll be home so that I can finish off all of this world's inhabitants.
Now how was that? The remaining three chapters should be up soon. Have fun.
P.S. Do not call Reeve's number.
I don't think I really have to say this, but, I don't own the Final Fantasy Series, SquareEnix does.
The first installment is from the cast of Final Fantasy VII. Or at least those whose phone numbers I was able to get. So give it up, or Yuffie'll mug you.
Cloud: This is the Strife resident. I'm not home right now so leave your message after the beep. Unless this is Tifa, in which case: STOP CALLING ME! Lay off! I'm in love with Aeris! Why can't you understand that? *Beep*
Tifa: Sorry I'm not home right now, I'm probably at work. So if you'll leave your number I'll get back to you as fast as possible. If it's Cloud; did you get my message? I only left three hundred this week. Call me! *Beep*
Aeris: Gainsborough house. Sorry I'm not here at the moment, but I'll call you back as soon as I reincarnate. *Beep*
Red XIII: You have called Nanakai of Cosmo Canyon. I am regrettably not present at the moment so please leave your message so that I might call you back. Wait a minute. I don't have opposable thumbs! I can't pick up the phone! Why the hell did I buy this stupid thing? *Beep*
Yuffie: This is the younger, and much wiser, Kisaragi residence. I'm working right now since no one else will make the effort to try and save their hometown from obscurity and eventual waste! So leave your message or else! If it concerns Materia, I know nothing about it. *Beep*
Cait Sith: Cait Sith's not here. Please leave your message after the beep. If you need me right away call the Gold Saucer hot line and ask for me there. If it's an emergency call 1-800-0ShinRa (074-4672) and ask for Reeve. *Beep*
Cid: This is the *($%& Highwind residence. Leave a message after the *(^%& beep, but if want to say something, tell it to my #&^%&* face! *Beep*
Vincent: Never call this place again. *Beep*
Sephiroth: Sephiroth here. Please leave your name, number, home address and times that you'll be home so that I can finish off all of this world's inhabitants.
Now how was that? The remaining three chapters should be up soon. Have fun.
P.S. Do not call Reeve's number.