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Summary: When Mrs.Doyle goes to a health spa for two months, what will our favourite priests do?!
To Mrs.Doyle,
Hallo there! How's the spa? At first I was confused about why you would want to spend two months at the shops; but Ted explained that a spa is where ladies go to have mud put on their faces, and the Spar is where ladies go to have mud put on their faces and get the groceries.
Ted's just looked over my shoulder and asked who I was writing to. I said, "Mrs. Doyle" and he moved his eyebrow a bit and said, "BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY TO HER!" Don't worry though I think it's just because of all the coffee and pep pills he's had since you left.
We still haven't found a temporary Mrs. Doyle yet. We did try putting Jack in a pinny and telling him to make us some tea, but he just threw the tea at a passing parishioner. However, he did like the pinny and insists on keeping it on.
Bye now!
Your favourite priest, Doual
(Whoops, forgot the "g" again!)
To Mrs. Doyle (again!)
Had the first housekeeper-trials today!
The first un' looked like the Austrian nun from that film. Y'know "Village Of The Damned."
Then the second one had got the wrong address and was looking for Old Betty who sells illegally imported wine.
So we went with the third one. She seems nice enough (not as nice as you, of course!) except that she keeps taking pictures and whispering into a Dictaphone. Oh well, so long as she makes a good cuppa tea, I don't care if she works for the government!
Bye bye Mrs. Doyle!
Your favourite priest, Dougl
(ha ha, remembered the "g"!)
Hallo there Mrs. Doyle!
Ted found ten pounds today! I was happy because it meant I got to go to that place with the pretty running horses again, and Ted was happy until the horse he'd wanted to win went in the wrong direction and he had to give away the ten pounds. And Maid Jack (that's what he's making us call him now) was very happy because while we were out the house he found the champagne Ted had been saving for holidays.
The funny thing was, a man came round today and asked if we'd found ten pounds that he'd dropped this morning, and Ted shook his head and said no. I asked him about it and said that the man had had a funny look about him, and we couldn't trust him with ten pounds because he'd probably do something immoral.
More good news is that I think the new (non-Jack) maid likes us! She keeps taking pictures of the house, and was particularly interested in that spot where Jack hides all that drink from Old Betty.
Your favourite in-the-money priest, Dougal.
To Mrs. Doyle,
Y'know what happened today? I was looking at this big, fluffy cloud that looked a bit like you, and guess what? I saw a big balloon in the sky! A hot air balloon! It was pretty and red and round and had little tiny people in it!
How great is that?
Oh, yes, and Ted and I are in prison.
Lotsa love, your favourite captive priest.
Summary: When Mrs.Doyle goes to a health spa for two months, what will our favourite priests do?!
To Mrs.Doyle,
Hallo there! How's the spa? At first I was confused about why you would want to spend two months at the shops; but Ted explained that a spa is where ladies go to have mud put on their faces, and the Spar is where ladies go to have mud put on their faces and get the groceries.
Ted's just looked over my shoulder and asked who I was writing to. I said, "Mrs. Doyle" and he moved his eyebrow a bit and said, "BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY TO HER!" Don't worry though I think it's just because of all the coffee and pep pills he's had since you left.
We still haven't found a temporary Mrs. Doyle yet. We did try putting Jack in a pinny and telling him to make us some tea, but he just threw the tea at a passing parishioner. However, he did like the pinny and insists on keeping it on.
Bye now!
Your favourite priest, Doual
(Whoops, forgot the "g" again!)
To Mrs. Doyle (again!)
Had the first housekeeper-trials today!
The first un' looked like the Austrian nun from that film. Y'know "Village Of The Damned."
Then the second one had got the wrong address and was looking for Old Betty who sells illegally imported wine.
So we went with the third one. She seems nice enough (not as nice as you, of course!) except that she keeps taking pictures and whispering into a Dictaphone. Oh well, so long as she makes a good cuppa tea, I don't care if she works for the government!
Bye bye Mrs. Doyle!
Your favourite priest, Dougl
(ha ha, remembered the "g"!)
Hallo there Mrs. Doyle!
Ted found ten pounds today! I was happy because it meant I got to go to that place with the pretty running horses again, and Ted was happy until the horse he'd wanted to win went in the wrong direction and he had to give away the ten pounds. And Maid Jack (that's what he's making us call him now) was very happy because while we were out the house he found the champagne Ted had been saving for holidays.
The funny thing was, a man came round today and asked if we'd found ten pounds that he'd dropped this morning, and Ted shook his head and said no. I asked him about it and said that the man had had a funny look about him, and we couldn't trust him with ten pounds because he'd probably do something immoral.
More good news is that I think the new (non-Jack) maid likes us! She keeps taking pictures of the house, and was particularly interested in that spot where Jack hides all that drink from Old Betty.
Your favourite in-the-money priest, Dougal.
To Mrs. Doyle,
Y'know what happened today? I was looking at this big, fluffy cloud that looked a bit like you, and guess what? I saw a big balloon in the sky! A hot air balloon! It was pretty and red and round and had little tiny people in it!
How great is that?
Oh, yes, and Ted and I are in prison.
Lotsa love, your favourite captive priest.