Warning: This South Park Fan fiction story has very foul language, implied sexual situation, a small scene of violence and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I don't owned or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central because I write my own stories between season breaks .It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.

Another Stupid Ass Fad

Chapter 1: The Rise of the Swaggers

One chilly cold and snowy morning that just settled over the small ever quiet mountain town well it went back to normalcy rather quickly after the South Park Police had arrested the South Park Butcher, a serial killer who targeted women who happens to be BarBrady's long- lost crazed brother who is in jail and waiting to go on trial for his multi murders spree. But cut to South Park Elem. inside the main hallway at the lockers area which the boys were at their lockers that they are putting their stuff away at that moment. That is when they quickly look up from their business to see a quite eye burning scene which it is a group of boys were walking by which Cartman was lightly giggling under his breath because these kids are trying to be gangstas with their bagging pants that hang past their knees which you can see their underpants and their hats points to the side of their heads.

"Ha-Ha… Look you guys at these stupid asses looking retards who are trying to be gangstas who lived in a small white bread hick mountain town that is walking by right now." Cartman said with a light chuckle is hidden under his breath which his plump cheeks were beat red at that moment. Which Stan, Kyle and Kenny just shrugged their shoulders that indicting they don't care at all.

"Waz up, dawg…. Why the fuck you are laughing at us for you fat asshole?!" The Swagger leader said while he was looking menacing at Cartman right now.

"Because that are you are a little retard that is why, you fucking fag?" Cartman said.

Which he was to punch the fat kid in the mouth but when he brought he is about to which a gray colored long-sleeved arm which it was Pete McDaniels, the Red Goth."Well it's the freak club and my former best friend Peter McDaniels AKA Dylan."

"Oh shut up C.J. Hutchison that I thought you were a Goth when you moved here from Saginaw, Michigan over a year ago…. Now you are a fucking retarded SWAG Loving bitch now!" Pete said that is when his eyes narrowed with great disgust at his former friend for a very quick second.

"Well at least I'm not a whiny little Goth kid like you Pete and your friends are." C.J. snarls back at him that he and his crew walks away from the scene after they left the area that is when the other Goth kids came walking up to them.

"I knew that kid was a fucking poser all long when he moved into town last year." Michael said as he steps forward.

"I see we have another stupid ass fad on our hands to deal with." Henrietta said while she stands next to Michael and Firkle.

"Man, Night pain was fucking right about another lame fad that will replace EMO which it is now fucking SWAG." Pete replied while looking back at his friends and Stan and his friends has well too.

"Who the hell is Night pain that I'm may ask?" Henrietta asked which she looked very confused at that moment.

"Well Henrietta its Edgar Allan Poe…. which Pete and the Vamp kids had summoned him to help us to fight the emo kids after you became one even though he bitch the whole time while he was summoned ?!" Firkle replied.

"God…. Don't ever reminds me of that whole crazy ass deal ever again, Firkle?! Henrietta hisses her annoyance out loud as she buries her face in her hands from the embarrassment that she had putted herself in right now.

"Well I'm sorry to bring it back up, Henrietta…but you had to asked?! Firkle said while he was looking up at the silently fuming Henrietta.

"You conformists that is why we need your help to stop these faggy douche bags for good." Michael asked Cartman and his friends who are standing there.

"So you are in Raven which we need your help along with the help of your friends?" Henrietta asked Stan while she was looking at him.

"Why you want us to help you out for because you called us Britney and Justin Conformists all time." Kyle answers back with an angry glare had formed on his face.

"That because they all pose a threat to all the school's clichés right now." Firkle replied.

"Oh what the hell…. But should we call a secret kids meeting at the community center tonight." Stan said while he shrugged his shoulders at this whole thing.

"You guys this is not just the school, which this stupid ass fad is popping up around town as well too." Cartman said.

"Please God… Don't let my dad gets into this stupid ass fad at all." Stan mutters softly under his breath at that moment. That is when Mr. Mackey came walking over them to tell them to go to class right now.

"Kids, it is time to end your social gathering which the first bell is about to ring at any minute….mmmkay." Mackey said as they look at them.

"Yes Mr. Mackey….. mmmkay!" The kids said in unison which it sounds very mocking toward Mackey at that moment.

A few minutes later…. cut to South Park City Hall inside the main lobby which the city workers are putting Christmas decorations up before the holidays season comes around, which the mayor and her two assistants are overseeing the project that is when the boys and Goth Kids came walking in.

"Aunt Mary, we need to talk with you about something very urgent right now." Pete said as he walks up to his aunt.

"What is it, children…? Do you see that I'm busy with something right now?!" McDaniels protested out loud in a soft whimpering tone voice that it is indicting that she is in no mood to deal their bratty behavior at all which she has city business to be taken care of.

"Uh Mayor we have a major problem right now; we having a swaggers invasion in town right now." Cartman replied.

"What the fuck is a swagger?" McDaniels asked.

"Mayor, a stupid ass fad for today's kids who tries to be gangstas." Freddy said.

"Uh… I guessed that I'm not up to today's slang talk at all which I have a real life around here like running this town as its mayor." McDaniels replied.

"Geez… Aunt Mary, not have a fit?!" Pete said.

"But I want you kids in my office now." McDaniels said.

"RATS!" Kids said at once which they all follow her up to the office. A few minutes later inside her office which the kids stands in the middle of the room.

"Children, are you sure this retarded fad had came to our town." McDaniels said.

"Yes madam." The kids replied in the same tone.

"Aunt Mary, they had just started to arrived at the school which we saw it this morning." Pete said.

"Oh just great... That is all we need now gangsters wannabes running around here." McDaniels said.

To Be Continued

Author's Note: I'm really wanted to do a SWAG parody for a very long time which it is finally happening...So stay tuned as I figured the rest of the plot out in coming days … On to writing of chapter 2 had begun so enjoy. Plus the Original Character of mine - C.J. Hutchison has returned from a long absence which I'm going to expand his background story more.