10 Things You Should Never Mention To Your Mom

A/N: This is (roughly) based off of hamxham's An Obnoxiously Long Way to Say Something so Simple. And just to warn you I get pretty random. XD (MOST ARE BASED OFF OF REAL EXPERIANCES THAT HAPPENED TO ME OR SOMEONE I KNOW)

zOMG, I just noticed if I click a word twice it highlights it, that is so freakin' neat! *shot*

1: Never tell your mother you plan on giving your heart to your twin brother.

Rin grabbed an orange as she recklessly tossed her bag on the couch. A pile of Valentines letters from her friends fell out.

She'd get it later…probably.

Len, her twin brother, was already upstairs doing only god knows what.

"How was school butterball*?" Her mother asked from the kitchen.

Rin cringed at the name but answered none-the-less.

"There's a really nice guy, and I gave him a present for V-day." Her mother seemed to perk up at that.

"Oh? What was the present?"

"My heart."

The woman froze. "Y-your heart?" She choked out. Rin nodded, and smiled anxiously, but her mom didn't notice.

"He doesn't know yet, but tonight he'll find out and hopefully he'll enjoy it all night long." With that she left the room leaving her flabbergasted mother behind.

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"Wait, Rin!"

Her mother finally came to her senses and chased after the girl to find she was in her bedroom…with the door locked…the bedroom she and Len shared.

"Relax Kara; just wait till your boyfriend gets home." She said to herself sliding down the door. "It's okay, Len is to moral for that…"

"R-rin I c-can't!" A voice sounding like Len yelped.

"Pleeeeaaase!~ For me?"

A sigh was heard.

"Fine, but only once, tonight, never again."

And a girly-Rin squeal.

"Oh. Shit." The mother whispered.

(())ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR…

Rin ran up to Len/her bedroom hurriedly after talking to Kara. "Hey Len!" She shouted excitedly, closing and locking the door in the process. "Yeah?" He answered too consumed in his video game to really pay attention.

"Since today's the day to show the people you care about your appreciation via presents and chocolate I made you something." He turned around to look at her surprised. "Uh, why?"

Rin giggled in a girly fashion surprising Len even more. "Because I love you silly! You're the best brother a girl can ask for."

Len blushed slightly unknown to Rin.

"Th-thanks…Rin."

Rin walked towards him and handed him a small plastic heart. He took and examined it for a moment. It was a nightlight with a blonde chibi boy next to a unicorn and SHOTA written on the front with Rin's name under it.

Len blushed in embarrassment.

"Rin there is no way I'm using this! I wouldn't hear the end of it if Mikuo saw me using this!"

Rin tried her best not to laugh and to fake sadness. "But Len~!"

"R-rin I c-can't!" Len stuttered trying to fight the power of her cuteness. She had a look of disappointment and sadness with a hint of cute on her face.

"Pleeeeaaase!~ For me?"

That was all it took to break Len. He sighed and rubbed his temples blushing quite a bit.

"F-fine, but only once, tonight, never again!"

He said blushing deeply. Rin squealed and hugged her brother happily.

"I love you." She said still smiling in his arms.

"Yeah, I love you too." He whispered back into her hair.

But the two had said the simple term for two different reasons with two different reasons.

*: This is a semi "inside joke" because when I was born I used to curl up in a ball and I was pale so my mom called me butterball /SHOT

A/N: Thank you for reading and please review!~ Second chappy up! ;D