Rap: Fate of the Jedi:

*Luke Skywalker has been exiled

*And Galactic Alliance Chief of State Daala has the Jedi publicly filed

*Into media scrutiny because of Jedi who go psycho

*So the Order is like, "Oh...,"

*Daala must not be such a good Chief

*Everyone else with her has a beef

*Putting ill Jedi in carbonite

*The Order says, "That's not right,"

*Meanwhile, Luke and Ben go out into space

*To find out why Jacen Solo became such a case

*In his bid to rule

*As it was so cruel

*Suddenly, the Skywalkers meet a bunch of Sith

*To whom the Sith Mediation Sphere known as Ship is with

*But the biggest sitch

*Is Abeloth, a superhuman bitch

*Ben becomes infatuated with Sith apprentice Vestara Khai

*While the Jedi and Sith ally

*To make sure that Abeloth will die

*But when they fail, the alliance goes bye-bye

*As the Jedi and Sith fight again

*Daala gets into some political jargon

*In which her attempts to go through figurative hoops

*Has her end up fall from one of two coups

*The GA has been taken over by the Jedi

*While the Imperial-Alliance conspiracy continues to lie

*Within the Empire, Daala regains some power

*But Imperial Remnant Head of State Jagged Fel refuses to cower

*Between them breaks out open war

*And the galaxy continues to suffer more

*Tahiri Veila, for killing Grand Admiral Pellaeon, is put on trial

*Thanks to Daala's metaphorical bile

*Verdict: guilty, much to Tahiri's duress

*But she escapes while still in her prison dress

*To become an alley of Jag Fel's

*And between Jag and Jaina Solo ring wedding bells

*Throughout the galaxy, slave revolutions occur

*Their pleas for Senatorial membership, the GA must, overall, concur

*Abeloth and the Sith, the Jedi must fight

*But thanks to the Sith's secret GA takeover, the Jedi can't do it under the government's might

*And so they part

*And the Order, with all its heart

*Will defeat their foes

*For themselves and the galaxy's regular joes