Rap: Fate of the Jedi:
*Luke Skywalker has been exiled
*And Galactic Alliance Chief of State Daala has the Jedi publicly filed
*Into media scrutiny because of Jedi who go psycho
*So the Order is like, "Oh...,"
*Daala must not be such a good Chief
*Everyone else with her has a beef
*Putting ill Jedi in carbonite
*The Order says, "That's not right,"
*Meanwhile, Luke and Ben go out into space
*To find out why Jacen Solo became such a case
*In his bid to rule
*As it was so cruel
*Suddenly, the Skywalkers meet a bunch of Sith
*To whom the Sith Mediation Sphere known as Ship is with
*But the biggest sitch
*Is Abeloth, a superhuman bitch
*Ben becomes infatuated with Sith apprentice Vestara Khai
*While the Jedi and Sith ally
*To make sure that Abeloth will die
*But when they fail, the alliance goes bye-bye
*As the Jedi and Sith fight again
*Daala gets into some political jargon
*In which her attempts to go through figurative hoops
*Has her end up fall from one of two coups
*The GA has been taken over by the Jedi
*While the Imperial-Alliance conspiracy continues to lie
*Within the Empire, Daala regains some power
*But Imperial Remnant Head of State Jagged Fel refuses to cower
*Between them breaks out open war
*And the galaxy continues to suffer more
*Tahiri Veila, for killing Grand Admiral Pellaeon, is put on trial
*Thanks to Daala's metaphorical bile
*Verdict: guilty, much to Tahiri's duress
*But she escapes while still in her prison dress
*To become an alley of Jag Fel's
*And between Jag and Jaina Solo ring wedding bells
*Throughout the galaxy, slave revolutions occur
*Their pleas for Senatorial membership, the GA must, overall, concur
*Abeloth and the Sith, the Jedi must fight
*But thanks to the Sith's secret GA takeover, the Jedi can't do it under the government's might
*And so they part
*And the Order, with all its heart
*Will defeat their foes
*For themselves and the galaxy's regular joes