"I so regret adopting Jack's kids," The Doctor said to Rose.
"Awww, No, I think they're sweet," Rose replied.
"Well, they ain't, they are devils in disguise," Yelled the doctor.
Back flash
The doctor opens the TARDIS door. Flour and jam fall on his head, spiders crawl into his shoes and he screams like a little girl.
Present time
The Doctor shuddered at his memory. His life had been crazy since he had adopted Jack's 3 children, Lindsay, Gerard and Jamia. Lindsay was a moody teenager (13) completely obsessed with My Chemical Romance (Most unappreciated by the Doctor) and kept dragging him off to see their concerts. Gerard was a teenager too, twins with Lindsay, but he liked Britany Spears so they could never get along together and the doctor and Rose were forever separating them. The youngest was Jamia, being only 10 years old she went to bed pretty early but kept getting out to play pranks on Doctor, who was not impressed. Kids are NOT the doctor's kind of thing.
Sunday afternoon was always the worst day. The Doctor and Rose went out every Sunday to a dance class (Roses Idea) and when they came back everyone had fell out someone had nearly always ran off. Also something would have been broken.
"Can't you have fun without breaking anything?" The Doctor screamed after finding that the kids had broken his new Neutrino 3000 scanner.
"No, I don't have fun it means being happy," Lindsay yelled.
"Right, you guys drove me to this, It's time for the F. U. N song," The Doctor said. Rise put her head in her hands and sighed as the Doctor began to sing.
"F. is for friends who do stuff together, U. is for you and me, N. is for anywhere any time at all right here un the bleak, black space,"
Then Lindsay cut in, "F. is for fire that burns down the whole town, U. is for Uranium, BOMBS, N. is for no survivors, when you,"
And the Doctor started again "Lindsay! That's not fun; F. is for friends who do stuff together,"
Lindsay took over again "No, that's completely idiotic,"
And back to the Doctor "F. is for friends who do stuff together, U. is for you and Me, N. is for anywhere anytime at all,"
"Shut up," yelled Rose, "Tidy up, learn this song together, and until you have you're not doing anything else,"
The kids took the lyrics and studied them. They were not impressed.
"And even as I wonder, I'm keeping you in sight; you're a candle in the window, on cold, dark, winter's night," Jamia read, "What the hell does that mean?"
"It means, learn it and perform it then you can do other stuff," Rose answered her. Then the kids sulked to practice their song.
(Songs are F.U.N from spongebob Squarepants. I can't fight this feeling anymore, Air Supply/ Horton Hear A Who)