DBZ: The Truth About Cosmetics
Tuesday, November 9, 728 A.D.; Freiza's conference room-
"I have summoned you, King Vegeta, to order some of your troops to destroy the Cherryans of the fruit planet, Cherry.", announced the lizard-like she-male known as Freiza.
"But Sir-", began the king.
"Shut up! I need to sell that planet by tomorrow! Got that, you monkey?", interrupted Freiza.
"Yes Lord Freiza....", said the Saiyan King, while in a kneeling position.
Back in King Vegeta's throne room, King Vegeta was pondering about his conversation Freiza.
"We Saiyans are not monkeys. We are superior to those creatures. Though, I do notice a bit of stench on this planet.", thought the king very intently while some guards walked in.
"Sire?", questioned a rather feminine guard.
Looking up, King Vegeta barked, "You! Announce that personal hygeine is a must! Bathing every four hours unless on a mission! That's an order!"
The guard ran out to post the message right after checking his hair in another guard's reflective suit.
The next day, King Vegeta's "Bathroom Products" were on sale. They sold like hotcakes. The whole aisle, up to the last bath crystal was sold. You couldn't even find a bar of soap in any store.
The Saiyans took hygiene to the extreme now. They used "Rogaine" so much, that their children had full heads of hair that never changed when they were born. The whole becoming blonde/super Saiyan thing was because of this, too. When a Saiyan's power got high enough, the cosmetics gave off a sort off radiation. This radiation made the Saiyan's hair spiky and dyed blonde. It also changed their eye color to turquoise.
Just as the king had ordered, the Saiyans bathed every four hours. (Some bathed every other hour just in case.) They bathed so much that the now deserted planet of Cherry was left with a lemony fresh scent. But there was a dark side to all this cleanliness. All this extra weight and fresh scents, was disrupting the planet's core.
Monday, November 8, 730 A.D.
Bardock, Goku's father, was blessed/cursed with the power to see the future, from one of his victims. One of his visions was of Freiza destroying planet Vegeta. Or was it?
Tuesday, November 9, 730A.D.
Today is the fateful day of Bardock's vision. Freiza was one hundred miles above the Saiyan planet while Bardock was trying to stop him.
While Freiza was creating his giant finger energy ball, the planet rumbled.
Freiza had just launched his attack on the planet. Ironically, at that moment the disrupted core exploded, destroying the planet.
That's it. So you see my friends, the moral is, "Don't focus too much on your looks and smell. It could be the end of you." But please, do wear deodorant.
Tuesday, November 9, 728 A.D.; Freiza's conference room-
"I have summoned you, King Vegeta, to order some of your troops to destroy the Cherryans of the fruit planet, Cherry.", announced the lizard-like she-male known as Freiza.
"But Sir-", began the king.
"Shut up! I need to sell that planet by tomorrow! Got that, you monkey?", interrupted Freiza.
"Yes Lord Freiza....", said the Saiyan King, while in a kneeling position.
Back in King Vegeta's throne room, King Vegeta was pondering about his conversation Freiza.
"We Saiyans are not monkeys. We are superior to those creatures. Though, I do notice a bit of stench on this planet.", thought the king very intently while some guards walked in.
"Sire?", questioned a rather feminine guard.
Looking up, King Vegeta barked, "You! Announce that personal hygeine is a must! Bathing every four hours unless on a mission! That's an order!"
The guard ran out to post the message right after checking his hair in another guard's reflective suit.
The next day, King Vegeta's "Bathroom Products" were on sale. They sold like hotcakes. The whole aisle, up to the last bath crystal was sold. You couldn't even find a bar of soap in any store.
The Saiyans took hygiene to the extreme now. They used "Rogaine" so much, that their children had full heads of hair that never changed when they were born. The whole becoming blonde/super Saiyan thing was because of this, too. When a Saiyan's power got high enough, the cosmetics gave off a sort off radiation. This radiation made the Saiyan's hair spiky and dyed blonde. It also changed their eye color to turquoise.
Just as the king had ordered, the Saiyans bathed every four hours. (Some bathed every other hour just in case.) They bathed so much that the now deserted planet of Cherry was left with a lemony fresh scent. But there was a dark side to all this cleanliness. All this extra weight and fresh scents, was disrupting the planet's core.
Monday, November 8, 730 A.D.
Bardock, Goku's father, was blessed/cursed with the power to see the future, from one of his victims. One of his visions was of Freiza destroying planet Vegeta. Or was it?
Tuesday, November 9, 730A.D.
Today is the fateful day of Bardock's vision. Freiza was one hundred miles above the Saiyan planet while Bardock was trying to stop him.
While Freiza was creating his giant finger energy ball, the planet rumbled.
Freiza had just launched his attack on the planet. Ironically, at that moment the disrupted core exploded, destroying the planet.
That's it. So you see my friends, the moral is, "Don't focus too much on your looks and smell. It could be the end of you." But please, do wear deodorant.