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K I would just like to clear some stuff up – Pissed means angry and Pished means drunk/hammered/blocked – whatever you want to call it. K? It's easier to understand it that way.
Prologue
"Shit there's too many of them!" Gojyo shouted at the rest of the group as he fought off youkai.
"What do we do?" Goku shouted back
"Hakkai sent out a paralysing spell!" Sanzo shouted as he started his own spell.
Hakkai charged up his spell while Sanzo started his and all the Youkai that we between the two (which was a lot) were obliterated. The only problem was that when there was no youkai left they couldn't stop the spell.
"SHIT! I CAN'T STOP!" Sanzo shouted
"Neither can I!" Hakkai called out
"Fuck!" Gojyo and Goku swore at the same time.
The two spells merged and encased the Sanzo group completely and in a blue puff of smoke they were gone!
They re-materialised looking and looking at each other realised that they were like 16.
"For fuck sake!" Sanzo swore.
A guy with black hair and grey flecks scattered through it and big brown eyes, who looked as though he had been waiting for them for a while, was awoken by Sanzo's outburst.
"Finally! I've been waiting here for 2 hours!" He sounded pissed
"Well Sawry!" Gojyo exclaimed being sarcastic.
"So you should be!" A female voice came from behind them and all of them turned round.
She was about 15 and had black hair with pink high-lights cropped to the base of her chin except for two tendrils at the front, that went down to the swell of her breasts and had a big pink streak in each one, she had blue eyes and had outlined them with black eyeliner and mascara, preferring a clear lip gloss for her lips
"This is my daughter Pixie." He said proudly "Pixie this is the Sanzo group!"
"Yeah right it is, be an amazing surprise though!" she added in an afterthought as she laughed making her amazingly blue eyes sparkle. "I'm away out with Phoenix and Phoebs, kay?" she asked, touching up her lip-gloss on as she waited for an answer.
"I'd rather you didn't, I need you three to make up the guest rooms."
"Can we go out after we've made up the guest rooms?" She asked turning on the puppy-dog eyes and a subtle pout.
"Of course you can."
"Thank-you Daddy!" She said as she kissed his cheek.
She walked out of the room and you could hear the faint thumping of her running up the stairs.