A/N: Forgive this silly drabble. My sister and I sometimes do flashfic/drabble races, based on random prompts we give each other. She gave me 'cheesecake' one time, and this happened. It's all dialogue... just fair warning.
"…what?"
"Cheesecake. You know, pinups and stuff."
"And you think that's what's got him so enthralled?"
"He would never 'debase his honor' for that."
"Unless it was Sally Po cheesecake."
"Guys, are we forgetting who we're talking about? He could be reading critical essays, or an encyclopedia, or… a code of justice, I don't know!"
"Yeah, justice gets him hot. Oh baby oh baby."
"That's not what I meant!"
"Quatre has a point."
"You always take his side!"
"I agree."
"Heero!"
"You're full of it."
"Hold on, I almost see… oh my god."
"What the—"
"…you were right. Cheesecake."