Ladies and Gentlemen, here is a new Invader Zim fanfiction that I decided to do called:
Escape from Foodcourtia
That's right, this is a one shot adventure story I decided to do, which shows not just madness and humor, but adventure and that teamwork is important to everyone even for an Irken Invader. With that being said, let the story begin:
DISCLAIMER: Invader Zim is owned by the creator Jhonen Vasquez
CHAPTER 1: THE ABDUCTION
In an unknown location on Earth, at Zim's house, Zim was actually at his house with several people hanging out as well. These people started being with Zim since the whole Shadow King fiasco, well sorta. GIR and Gaz were playing a game of some sorta together, Keef and Nick were at a table in the living room, playing checkers, Mini Moose along with Madness the chihuahua and Invader Skoodge who was bunking in Zim house's as Skoodge was drinking a can of Poop cola. and of course, Dib was bothering Zim about something in particular.
"No Dib human!" Zim snapped. "You can NOT have proof that I'm an alien!"
"Come on Zim!" Dib begged. "I know your pretty bad at world conquest, but I just everyone to stop thinking that I'm crazy!"
"And that's my problem, why?" Zim had to ask, as Dib was speechless as to what to say.
"Man. Dib's voice fills me with a terrible rage.." Gaz grumble.
"WANNA CUPCAKE GAZZY!" GIR offered.
"Sure GIR, Thanks.." Gaz took GIR's cupcake and helped herself.
"Oh my goodness." Madness was watching TV. "Who would have thought that Mexico was just south of America, sheesh.."
"SQUEAK!" Mini Moose squeaked.
"Your right Mini Moose." Skoodge gulped down his soda. "Who knew that clowns could wear sombreros and do the samba in a goofy fashion."
"BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!" Skoodge let out a gross burp. "Excuse me guys, this soda was good."
"Your loco, dude." Madness complicated.
"Thank you." Skoodge said pleased.
"Alright! I LIKE BEING..RED!" Keef shouted happily.
"AND I LIKE BEING BLACK!" Nick shouted happily too. "MAN, CHECKERS IS SO MUCH FUN! I'M SOOOOOOOO HAPPY!"
"ME TOO NICK! ME TOO!" Keef shouted cheerfully as they continued to play checkers.
"For the thousand time Dib worm, you are not getting any evidence of my identity!" Zim snarled. "Now stop it."
"Sheesh Zim, there not really anything else to do." Dib commented. "I mean it's not like the roof of this house will get destroyed and we then get abducted..."
To no one's surprise, the roof did get destroyed as the TV then lost power and turned off.
"I spoke too soon." Dib muttered.
Suddenly, a huge spaceship appeared as an Irken Slave driver which was hidden underneath a cloak teleported in the house.
"Hey, what's going on here!?" Zim shouted. "Who dares infiltrates the house of Zim!"
"Hmm.. target spotted." The slave driver said as the allies all went to Zim's side, including Dib. "Preparing for captivity!"
"Eh?" Zim was confused.
Suddenly, the slave driver launched a metallic rope of some up around Zim and his visitors. Zim tried to break out, but it was no use.
"What's the meaning of this! Tell me now!" Zim demanded.
"REPORTING TO BOSS! THE TARGET HAS BEEN CAPTURED! REPEAT, THE TARGET HAS BEEN CAPTURED!" The slave driver shouted as he along with Zim and his allies got teleported back into the ship, leaving the house with a crumpled roof and the place was a trashed mess.
Once they were on the ship that was taking off, the gang was tied together as the slave driver was reporting to his boss.
"Hey! You freaks better let me go...or else!" Zim demanded.
"Why does it seem like whenever I always go to spy on you Zim, this kind of stuff always happens to me?" Dib had to ask.
"Maybe because your voice is stupid." Gaz retorted.
"Hey...wait a minute..." Zim noticed the Irken symbols. "This is...an Irken ship...what the...what's going ON HERE!"
The Slave driver reported to his boss as he said "Frylord, we have captured the Zim person like you wanted.."
"Excellent work. Now my vengence shall be completed!" The figure turned around to face Zim and was revealed to be none other than...SIZZLOR! WHAT WERE YOU READERS EXPECTING, MS. BITTERS! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
"SIZZLOR! NOT AGAIN, BUT I..I.." Zim started when Sizzlor interrupted.
"You escaped from me, yes. YOU ESCAPED FROM FOODCOURTIA TWICE ALREADY!"
"Uh.. Zim, just who the heck is this 'Sizzlor'?" Dib had to ask.
"Oh.." Zim started. "Sizzlor was my former warden that I had to work for during my banishment to Foodcourtia, which happened due to a tragic mistake I made during Operation Impending Doom I. I managed to leave and say that I 'quit' to attend Operation Impending Doom II."
"Ah.. so you escaped the first time?" Dib asked.
"Yes Dib worm." Zim continued. "Unfortunately, after this so-called Foodening, he managed to track me down on Earth and captured me, making me his slave once again. Luckily, I managed to escape from Foodcourtia yet again before the Foodening happened again."
"And how long does it last?" Dib asked.
"20 years." Zim said.
"What!? But it hasn't been 20 years!" Dib concluded.
"Well, there's a time warp space thing involved." Sizzlor explained. "I dunno.."
"And Zim, when were you captured by Sizzlor the second time?" Dib asked.
"When you were giving a presentation in class on how 'Zim is an Alien'." Zim reminded.
"Oh yeah, that's right.." Dib remembered going to Zim's house, talking to the Tallest and dancing with GIR, as well as having Zim chasing him around his house.
"Well anyway, the Foodening has ended and now this time, YOUR MINE ZIM!" Sizzlor declared.
"I'M STILL ON A SECRET MISSION FROM THE TALLEST! THEY MADE ME THEIR TOP RANKED INVADER!" Zim shouted.
"Your PAK indicates your a Food Service Drone Zim!" Sizzlor snapped his fingers as a giant tube thing went into Zim's PAK and on the screen it said 'Food Service'.
"Don't you get it Zim!" Sizzlor shouted. "Your not an Invader! The Tallest lied to get rid of you!"
"YOUR LYING!" Zim screamed. "I'M THE GREATEST INVADER IN ALL THE UNIVERSE YOU HEAR ME!"
"NO YOUR NOT!" Sizzlor screamed back. "Now shut up and just wait for your ultimate surprise that I have in store for you when we get to Foodcourtia."
"What's the surprise?" Zim asked.
"You'll find out when we get there Zim, and NO, IT'S NOT A ROBOT DEATH MONKEY!" Sizzlor stated.
"Damn!" Zim muttered to himself as Sizzlor walked out. "Hey! Where are you going!?"
"I'm gonna contact the Tallest about your captivity!" Sizzlor explained. "I'll be back in a few." With that, he was gone.
"Mastah, are we gonna be okay?" GIR asked.
"Squeak!?" Mini Moose asked.
"Don't worry." Zim explained. "We'll be alright. We'll escape in no time."
"You think that he's serious that the Tallest lied to get rid of you?" Gaz asked.
"Nonsense." Zim said. "Sizzlor's just bluffing that's all."
"Whatever." Gaz rolled her eyes in annoyance as she found that hard to believe as they talked among themselves.
MEANWHILE, ON THE MASSIVE..
The Tallest were enjoying themselves, with Purple eating a whole bag of Donuts while Red was drinking a smoothie (the Irken version that is).
"Hey sirs!" An Irken navigator shouted. "We are getting a transmission from Sizzlor! You know, the Frylord on Foodcourtia!"
"Really?" Red wondered. "Okay, accept the message."
The image of Sizzlor popped up.
"Greeting, my fellow Tallest." Sizzlor greeted them with a bow.
"Yes, hello Sizzlor, and what kind of news do you have for us this time?" Red asked.
"Well you honors, I had managed to get to Earth and now I have captured Zim and am holding him in captivity."
"Hmm.. very nice.. What are you planning on doing with Zim?" Purple asked.
"Well, I got a surprise for him, a really nasty surprise that is.." Sizzlor snickered evilly.
"What are you gonna do? Make Zim your personal slave again?" Red asked.
"No, not this time... Here's what I'm gonna do to him." Sizzlor then explained to them.
-DUE TO A SPOILER, WHAT SIZZLOR EXPLAINS TO THE TALLEST IS OFF SCREEN AND WON'T BE REVEALED UNTIL THE NEXT CHAPTER-
"...and that's the surprise I have in store for Zim." Sizzlor finished.
"Neat. Brillant surprise there Sizzlor." Red was grinning evilly. "We look forward to your surprise actually succeeding."
"It's my honor, my Tallest!" Sizzlor then saluted them. "Well, Sizzlor out!"
With that, the transmission ended. Red turned to Purple and asked.
"Purple, Sizzlor has a surprise for Zim, do you know what this means?"
"Does it mean we get a year supply of donuts?" Purple asked.
"No. It means if Sizzlor's plan works, then we will be rid of Zim for good!" Red stated.
"Neat! Brillant plan!" Purple cheered.
"The moment we've been waiting for is almost here!" Red announced. "SOON ZIM WILL BE OUT OF OUR HEIR...FOREVER!"
With that, The Tallest laughed evilly as a surprise to rid of Zim is gonna occur... oh boy.
Anyway, back with Zim and his friends, Dib was now asking Zim an important question.
"So Zim, what restuarant on Foodcourtia did you have to work at exactly?"
"Shloogorph's Flavor Monster, it's such a horrible place!" Zim said.
"What does it look like?" Dib was curious.
"You'll see when we get there!" Zim shouted.
"I just hope that there is plenty of madness to cause." Madness commented.
"I bet there is. But now seeing that I'm gonna be a slave, I feel like I'm a treason to the Irken Empire!" Skoodge was upset.
"Relax Skoodge, your not a traitor to the Irken Armada." Zim said. "You'll be fine."
"Hey Zim! Do they have alot of Cash registers and toilets at Foodcourta!?" Keef asked cheerfully.
"Yes Keef. Yes there is." Zim was slightly annoyed.
"SWEET! THIS IS SOOO AWESOME! I'M TRAVELING WITH ALIENS INTO OUTER SPACE!" Keef cheered loudly.
"I KNOW MAN!" Nick cheered too. "I'M SOOO HAPPY, IT'S SO FREAKING GREAT!"
"SQUEAK!" Mini Moose sounded nervous.
"Nah Mini Moose, we'll be fine." Zim explained. "Don't worry, we shall escape this treched place that's Foodcourtia, for I AM ZIM!"
With that, the ship started making it's way to Foodcourtia, and this is only the beginning.
THAT'S IT FOR THE FIRST PART! HOPE IT'S A GOOD INTRODUCTION AND IT DOESN'T SEEM TOO BAD! ANYWAY, NEXT TIME, THE GANG ARRIVES ON FOODCOURTIA, THE ALLIES OF ZIM BECOME SLAVES AND ZIM GETS TO KNOW HIS 'SURPRISE'. WHAT IS THE SURPRISE THAT YOUR ALL WONDERING ABOUT? FIND OUT NEXT TIME READERS!