Hey! Me and Nina (darlingsweetiedarling) Came up with the crazy idea of having the characters of Once Upon A Time going on a little adventure (we don't want to give much away) We hope you enjoy this story and it's completely for fun & if along the process you have any ideas, then please throw them at us as they are hugely appreciated and please do Rate, Review and Share this crazy story!
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Since the curse had broken and there had been new additions in town, everyone had become more angry and tense than before. Rumplestilskin felt like he was in the middle of it all, everyone coming to him about their problems, wanting him to use magic, they already had the town shrink, why did they need Rumplestilskin? He was fed up of it and so one night decided to get some of the people of the town together to watch a film. The Charmings, The Mills', Hook, Granny and Ruby. He wasn't sure how the night would go, but his patience was wearing thin, so he had to do something. He and Belle set up in their home and awaited their arrival.
Regina Mills walked down the streets of Storybrooke with her mother, Cora Mills.
"Mother are you really sure it's a good idea to go?"
Cora looked at her in surprise. "Of course it is, it will be fun dear!"
Regina rolled her eyes. She just couldn't believe she was heading to a movie night hosted by Rumplestiltskin.
"You do know Rumple has a girlfriend now, right Mother?"
Cora raised her eyebrows. "Yeah, yeah, whatever." She replied.
As they walked on Regina spotted Hook heading in the same direction. Hook heard voices behind him and turned to see Cora and Regina. He stopped so they could both catch up.
"Please don't tell me he invited you as well, Captain." Regina sighed. Rumple must be enjoying all of this, she thought. Bastard.
"Aye, the crocodile invited me too, your Majesty. And Cora, lovely to see you again." He said as he took her hand and kissed it.
"Oh stop it already." Regina gave them her famous 'if you don't stop now, I'll kill you' look and walked on.
Before they knew it they were on Rumple's porch. Cora grabbed her daughters hand as Hook pressed the doorbell with his hook. They waited for a minute and then Rumple opened the door.
"Well if it isn't the three musketeers." Rumple chuckled, Regina sighed, annoyed again and Cora smiled widely while Hook rubbed his forehead in annoyance. This was going to be a long, long night.
Regina, Cora and Hook awkwardly walked into the house to be greeted by Belle who led them through to the TV room. Regina and Cora sat together on the bigger sofa and Hook sat on the chair in the back of the room, singling himself out. Shortly afterwards the Charming's, Henry, Granny and Ruby turned up. They were all arguing as to where they were going to sit. Emma and Snow eventually gave in and sat on the same sofa as Regina and Cora. The atmosphere in the room couldn't have been more awkward. Regina felt the urge to get up and leave.
Regina decided to start up a conversation with Henry, hoping it would help take the tension away in the room if she spoke first.
"Hey Henry, how's things?" She thought back on what she'd said 'how's things? Why would you even say that?'
"They're okay thanks Mom, how are you?" Henry asked.
"Not so bad, just trying to deal with your grandmother." Regina sighed.
"Oh come on Regina I am not that bad!" Cora said in her defence.
"I beg to differ." Snow muttered under her breath, but just loud enough for Cora to hear.
"Snow, would you just give me a break? I don't want an argument with you here and now." Cora said back to Snow and sat back in her chair.
Ruby made the awkward turtle motion with her hands at Hook and the room fell silent again.
Belle returned with the drinks and popcorn which she put on the table along with a few other nibbles. Gold too entered the room with the film.
"What are we watching Mr Gold?" Henry asked in excitement.
"Titanic. I think we need to watch something about being in a team and realising how precious life is." Gold looked over in Emma, Snow, Regina and Cora's direction, highlighting them as the main culprits for the reason they were all gathered there in the first place.
"Oh well this is going to be fun." Emma rolled her eyes and crossed her arms, having already watched it before she knew her mother would be in a flood of tears. "Make sure you have the tissues ready."
"Why, Emma? No one dies do they? I don't want to see them die." Snow exclaimed.
"Is she always like this?" Cora asked Regina subtly. Regina just nodded her head a little.
"Relax Snow, it's only a film." Ruby interjected.
"Yeah but it's based on a true story." Henry piped up.
"I'm going home; I don't want to see it!" Snow shouted and stood up.
"Oh just sit down, it's not that bad." Emma pulled her back down and hoped she'd fall asleep half way through.
Gold just ignored the whole conversation and went over to the T.V put it on, dimmed the lights and then took his seat next to Belle.
Everyone fell silent as the film started and it opened on the old ruins of the ship. They'd got 10 minutes in and every one seemed to behaving themselves. Until the older Rose started to tell the story, saying 'It's been 84 years…' and Hooked piped up, "It's been about the same since Cora has had a decent shag." He sniggered and waited for Cora to come and slap him round the face.
Regina put her hand on her face and uttered, "Fuck my life."
"Hook, there are children present!" Cora exclaimed.
"So you're not denying it then?"
"Will you two shut up; she's trying to tell the story." Snow said firmly, already absorbed in the film.
They continued watching the film, until Molly Brown appeared on the screen.
"Maybe if she hadn't been on the ship it wouldn't have sunk in the first place." Hook commented.
"THE SHIP IS GOING TO SINK!? PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE, YOU LIED TO ME!" Snow exclaimed.
"Shut up Snow! Get over it!" Cora was loosing her patience with her.
They continued to watch on further, getting to the scene with Rose and her mother, talking about how important it would be for her to marry Cal. That scene brought up memories with Regina and she could see herself as Rose, feeling the same way, not wanting to marry a man she didn't love, but her persistent mother making her do so.
It come to the part where Rose and Jack were at the front of the ship and Rose was talking about how she was flying.
"I tried that on a woman on my ship before, except she really did fly and landed straight in the water." Hook reminisced.
"She's so beautiful and so is he, and they're so in love like me and my Charming." Snow smiled looking over at Charming, mouthing 'I will always find you' and him doing the 'eye, heart, you' motion.
Cora picked up a piece of the popcorn and threw it at Snow's head. "Get a room!"
"Cora was that really necessary?" Snow turned around to face Cora.
"Well you could not do that right in front of me." Emma sided with Cora on this.
"Oh well I'm sorry if I want to show my husband some affection but you know we were put under a curse for 28 years and I didn't even know he was my husband, thanks to her." Snow shouted in Regina's face.
"Well you aren't that good at finding each other are you?" Cora replied.
"We missed out on the most important years of our daughters life Regina and it seems like nothing to you!"
"Well she's here now isn't she? That's what matters." Regina piped up.
"Yeah but if it wasn't for you I could've spent more time with my mother Regina, except now thanks to your stupid curse we look the same age and are confused for sisters!" Emma too piped up.
"Me and Regina are often mistaken for sisters too." Cora inputted.
"Mother you are not helping."
"NOTHING will make me forgive you Regina and I don't even know why I came to this stupid movie night because it won't do any good!" Snow huffed.
"Well go home then, no one is stopping you!" Regina shouted.
"I'm sure you'd love that!"
Meanwhile Hook, Ruby and Granny were more interested in the scene playing out in front of them as opposed to the film. Gold was loosing his patience with them every second.
"Henry, look away you don't need to see this." Charming covered Henry's eyes over the sex scene.
"ARGH! I wish you'd never saved me from that horse, I wish I'd just died!" Snow said before thinking.
"WELL I FUCKING WISH YOU HAD TOO, YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SHIT! YOU RUINED MY LIFE AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET." Regina was fuming.
"I'VE SAVED YOU TOO REGINA, BUT WHERE IS MY THANKS?...DOWN THE GUTTER WITH YOUR SOUL."
"YOU LITTLE SHIT! YES THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE, A LITTLE SHIT STIRRER. THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA CALL YOU FROM NOW ON. SNOW SHITE."
Hook interjected, really getting into this female fighting, "OH LADIES FIGHT IT OUT, AND DONT BE AFRAID TO YOU KNOW, REALLY GET INTO IT"
Gold had had enough and stood up. "THAT'S ENOUGH!" He shouted and pushed his hand out, creating a purple cloud of smoke, making all 4 of them disappear.
"What the hell have you done with my wife!?" Charming stood up, looking at Gold.
"Oh don't worry, you'll still be able to see her, turn around." Gold smirked.
All 4 of them landed on some hard wooden floor, coughing and moaning.
"What the hell happened?" Emma said, getting up and looking around confused.
"I bet it was that fucking Rumple, he lured us into his house on purpose tonight so he could do this." Regina coughed.
"Hey, isn't that Rose and Jack?" Snow said in a state of confusion.
Emma looked over and saw it was them, and then saw the giant ice burg. 'Oh shit' she thought to herself, realising where they were.
"Now, I don't want to alarm you, but we're on the Titanic and from seeing the end of the film, we're probably going to die if we don't find a way out."
"WE'RE GOING TO DIE!?" Snow exclaimed.