Title: Slip Up
Author: Billy
Summary: In response to Quick Pick – Remember – Face and Murdock are on a scam.
Ratings: PG-13
Disclaimer: I don't own the A Team and I've not made a penny from this; I just do it for the jazz!
Copyright: May 2008
Words: 336
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"So let's go over this one more time," Face said, walking with Murdock towards the bar, wearing a checked shirt, dirty pair of jeans and a baseball cap, wearing his 'dorky' image.
"Okay, okay, you say your bit, then I say, 'Two birds with one stone'." Murdock nodded, wearing similar attire to Face.
"Yeah, that's it. Then let me do the rest. Just nod and agree with me, right?"
"Right."
They entered the bar. It was dark and dingy inside, not the usual classy place Face would go to drink. There was a large guy in the corner, probably the protection for the joint and then he noticed the barmaid, who followed them along the bar. Face checked her out, like she was doing to them.
Good figure, pretty face, and beautifully voluptuous breasts. Couldn't miss them. The top buttons of her blouse undone so her cleavage was accentuated. Of course, the barmaid was probably the only reason someone would want to set foot in a dive like this.
Face took a quick final glance around the bar and then smiled at the barmaid. "Two beers, sweetheart."
"Sure," she smiled right back.
Face then nudged Murdock. "So, Pete, I managed to get Fryers and Kenways done in one trip..."
"Two breasts with one..."
"Hey, what'ch you say?" The barmaid turned and angrily looked at Murdock.
Face nervously smiled. "Er... sorry, lady, my friend doesn't get out much."
"Arne, get rid of these losers!"
For a large guy, Arne was off his stool in the corner fast. Before Face and Murdock could back pedal out of the bar, he was throwing them out the door, both landing on the ground outside.
"You had one line to remember," Face said, angrily, standing up and dusting himself off.
"I'm sorry, okay, but did you see the size of them?" Murdock followed after Face, brushing down his clothes.
Face rolled his eyes. "Oh boy-o-boy, now I know why I used to like running these scams with Amy."
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