"Dude I'm telling you, this place is awesome." Max said as he, Derek and Sam strolled down the dark streets. They were clad in snappy suits and all were recent graduates from college. So recent in fact that their diplomas still had a shine to them. During their time at the same university they had become best friends with Max and tonight was their celebratory night out. They were only in New York for a week and they had set out to enjoy themselves.
"How did we get into it anyway? It's supposed to be really exclusive." Sam asked.
"Dad hooked us up with temporary memberships as a graduation present." Max took the passes from his pocket and passed them over.
"Sweet." Derek smirked.
"Here we are." Max came to a halt outside a big neon sign over a doorway that read "The Dancing Cavalier" over two crossed swords.
They showed their passes to the big black bouncer and were admitted into the dark spotlit main room. A girl in a cowboy outfit was pole dancing on the stage and several other distinguished men in suits were cheering her on. Derek, Max and Sam made their way over to a table where a girl dressed as a sexy maid came over and took their order.
"God bless your dad for being in politics and for being very rich." Derek said toasting with his beer bottle.
"Right on." Sam said also toasting.
"Well, we deserve it, we worked hard this year."
"I'd hardly call it a year's worth. It was more like a few months frantic cramming for finals." Derek laughed and the others grudgingly agreed.
The cowboy girl finished and they applauded her. The MC then announced "That was Miss Dixie bringing the yee-haw to the Dancing Cavalier. Now join me in welcoming one of our regulars and everyone's favourite schoolgirl, Titillating Tracy Topless!"
Derek noticed that the other suited men cheered very loudly as the song Too Cool For School by Fountains of Wayne started playing. As soon as the music started the curtains opened and Tracy Topless strutted out confidently and in time to the music and took her place at the pole. She wore round glasses, a white shirt tied beneath her bosom, a very short red tartan miniskirt and a red tartan tie that was tied loosely around her neck. She was beautiful with devastatingly blue eyes that scanned the crowd sexily over the top of the glasses and made Derek's breath catch in his throat.
Her dancing was as sexy as she was. Here was a girl who knew how to get a guy's motor running. During her strip she took her glasses off and the jaws of Derek and his friends dropped in shock.
"That's no Tracy, that's Casey!" they said together.
They remained so until the song finished and in Casey's big finish she spotted Derek. For a moment she looked shocked and then she remembered she was working and pasted a smile onto her face.
She put her shirt on again and wrapped her skirt around her again and then sashayed over to them.
"What the hell are you doing here, Derek?"
"Casey, what the hell are YOU doing here?!" Max asked.
"Oh my god. Max? Sam? I am so fired."
"Why?"
"Anyone boyfriend related isn't allowed in. House rules. Sorry."
"Don't be. Tonight we're not your ex-boyfriends, we're just three graduates who want to get a lapdance from the hottest chick in the place."
"I'll get Minnie." Casey turned and started to go back to the stage where a girl dressed as a sexy Minnie Mouse was doing a very sexy version of The Tiki Tiki Room.
"No, I think Max meant you." Derek laughed. "Can we go somewhere and talk? I, for one, really want to know how you of all people turned into to a stripper."