Disclaimer: I own neither Sonic, nor YGO. Shocking, I know, but true. This is simply the product of a fan-addled mind and should not be taken seriously by anyone.
A/N: Short and cracky crossover between YGO and Sonic the Hedgehog (either the SatAM cartoon or Archie) that I found lurking on my hard drive. I have no freaking clue why I wrote this, or what prompted the idea of a crossover between these two in the first place. All I can say is that I'm obviously a person with some electrical imbalances in her brain and should be talked to in a soft voice at all times.
Other Worlds
© Scribbler, July 2007.
It's more fun to think that there are other worlds. -- Katherine Heigl
Anzu sighed. "Boys are dumb."
Sally raised an eyebrow but said nothing. There was nothing to say. Untold magickal energy, journeys across the multiverse, ancient artefacts with astonishingly correlated properties, and what did it come down to? Inter-species out-macho-ing.
"Dude, you sure you didn't pose for a Duel Monsters card?"
Sonic's foot tapped so hard it was a blur.
"I'm just saying," Jounouchi raised his hands, "it's maybe a little too coincidental that you look so much like Beaver Warrior."
"For the last time, pal, I'm a hedgehog."
Honda plucked at Sonic's ears. "Funny looking hedgehog, if you ask me. Aren't you supposed to be brown and spiny?"
"Touch my ears again and I'll show you spiny."
"Should I knock their heads together?" Anzu asked. "It'd make them stop. Although it might serve them right to get a faceful of spikes for being so rude."
"I'm more interested in what your friend is doing to the Trans Stones." Sally gestured at Yuugi, who was turning over the two triangular objects like a child with a new toy. "We may need those to get home."
"Don't worry," Anzu assured her, although there was a strained edge to her voice. "If anyone can figure out a puzzle like that, it's Yuugi."
"Well just tell him to be careful. If he solves it and sets the Stones off by accident, without me and Sonic touching them, he'll get catapulted through dimensions like we were. And without NICOLE," Sally patted the trusty computer attached to her boot, "he could end up anywhere, without any means of returning home."
Anzu dropped her voice. "I can't believe I thought my life couldn't get any weirder than it already was."
However, Sally's ears were sharper than she'd anticipated. "You're telling me. I thought all yu-mans were corpulent dictators or snivelling dwarves, all of whom procreated in artificial cloning pods thanks to the lack of female equivalents."
"Excuse me?"
"Long story. Evil tyrant bent on world domination via any means necessary and slash or possible."
"Oh. I think I've got an ink-stamper that says that so I don't have to keep writing it in my diary."
"Yowch! Why you little ball of road kill-"
Anzu rolled her eyes. Beyond having anthropomorphic animals zapped into her living room and her facing soul-sucking artefacts, some truths were universal. "Boys are so dumb."
"Tell me about it," Sally sighed.
Fin.