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Disclaimer : EDWARD IS ALLL MINNEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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Chapter 1: OH MY GEE !!!!!
Once upon a time Emmett wanted to play guitar hero.
"Emmett I HATE YOU" Bella screamed while running down the stairs holding a Voodoo doll who looked exactly the same as Edward, except it had stakes in it and fake blood on it.
"ARRGGGHHHH!!!! I HAS TO RUNNNN!!!!" Emmett said running Vamp speed away from Vampire Bella. Bella decides to hold him up against a tree and tell him that Rosalie hates him and wants to run off and go marry Aro, and her last words to him were "go die in a hole somewhere."
"EMMETT!!!" Bella screamed.
"Bellsie I hate to break it to you but… ARRRGGGG!!! MR RANDOMLY RANDOM HUFFALUFFAGUS POODLE PIXIE HARRY POTTER JOANNE JENNENE DIANNE CRAIG GENIVEVE IS AFTER USSS!!!!" Emmett yelled.
"EMMETT WHERE IS EDWARD?" Bella Screeched.
"I put him somewhere where there is lots of SHOES MUWHAHAHAHHAA!!"
"You mean Alice's closet?" Bella said casually opening the house door and heading towards Alice's room.
"NOOOOOO!!!' Edward yelled "BELLA IS FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS, SHE IS ONLY HUMAN AND WILL DIEEE ARRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
"Uh…eddiekins I love you and all, but…. IM A VAMPIRE STOP BEING SUCH A WORRIED ANNOYING LITTLE GIRL!!!!!" Bella yelled back.
"WELL MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED FALLING OVER THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM"
"WELL MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A WORRY WART WE WOULD BE GOOD PARENTS AND TAKE CARE OF OUR LITTLE FREAK OF A VAMPIRE/ HUMAN HYBRID CHILD NAMED SOMETHING STUPID LIKE EDWADELLA!"
'uh…mum…my name is Renesmee" Renesmee said.
"SHUT UP CANT YOU SEE WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT HERE?" Edward and Bella both said at the same time.
"THE VOLTURI IS COMING RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!" Emmett screamed.
So they all hid behind Emmett. At that time the Volturi busted open the door and all ran in singing.
"WE ARE FAMILY, GET UP EVERYBODY SINGGG!!!!!!" they then all struck poses and left. "okay now that was weird he he….." Emmett said and everyone just stared at him.
(awkward silence)
"LOOK BELLA IM GOING BACK TO NEW MOON CAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU AND MY FAMILY AND MY STUPID STUFFED UP DAUGHTER AAARRRGGGHHH…..AND MY ANGST AANNNGGGSSSTTT!!"
"OH…OK BYEEEEEE EDDIEKINS I LOVE JASPER ANYWAY!!!" Bella yelled.
Bella then goes and makes out with jasper.
"GET OFF MY BOYFRIEND I HATE YOU, YOU ARE SOO ANNOYING IM GONNA GO GET EDWARD HE SURE LOVED ME!!!" Alice screamed.
"well I want pancakes" Emmett said
"Emmett you are a vampire you cant eat" Rosalie told him.
"WELL THEN I WILL GO-" Emmett gets hit in the head by a vase.
"AARRGGG WHO DID THAT????" Emmett yelled.
Ooh who did it??? find out next chapter on Blah Blahblahblah BlahBlah!!!
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