Typical
A new girl joins Hogwarts: one, well all you need to know is that her name is Mary Sue.
An: This is a story dedicated to all those oc's who have crazy names, gorgeous hair, huge busts, perfect bodies as well as exceedingly intelligent, beautiful though always deluded that insert hot Hogwarts boys name here likes them, they are always happy and never get jealous and everyone loves them . Oh did I say to those Oc's? I meant to all those who hate them.
An: oh yeah there are contradictions but there always are with Miss Mary-sue amethyst crystal rose ruby diamond Pedantry.
There she sat looking at an angel, her blond, brown, black, blue, orange, purple, green hair blowing in the wind (which I had no idea where it was coming from after all we were in the carriage) she was wearing a not sluttish perfectly clean mini-mini-skirt oh a dark blue and a white vest top. She also was wearing a necklace of purple jewels that protected her from the curse of becoming a vampire goddess every night after she was kidnapped by a heard of vampire with the special bloodlust for her type of blood (h). Though the scar from where she was bitten had disappeared perfectly. And then of course after she saved herself from a heard of 300,000 vampires she had a been taken by a group of evil werewolves who were able to evolve whenever they wanted and wanted to make her a werewolf bride to there prince.
Then after she had escape that she had returned to school (she was of course 11 at the time (she black belt at every martial art)) she returned to Hogwarts after researching it in the library of her manor which her parents had left it to her on their death beds of an incurable disease she as immune to magically that's how she found out about it.
So anyway she returned to Hogwarts where the sorting hat declared her as a new founder of Hogwarts. Pedantry was the new house and she chose the south tower as her common room choice and immediately all the marauders (minus peter he's ugly) as well as the other hot guys got resorted into her house, with her as the only girl.
Immediately she had the guys all in love with her though she was oblivious. After all who wouldn't like her she's absolutely gorgeous! And then of course.
All the girls banded together and killed her. The guys got over it. After all she had already shagged them.
An: so do you like it? I know it's random! But it's compiled of random oc stories I have read over the internet.
Please review!
Also I am contemplating writing a sequel which won't be a one-shot. Unless I get bored of it. The story of Sue Mary Smith. The opposite of Mary-sue amethyst crystal rose ruby diamond Pedantry. What do you think.
Becky
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Ps. I might get another idea or this in which case it will update. If I can be bothered to write it.