By Hardra6
Note: I have tried to upload this THREE times now!! Stupid ff.net dosn't like my HTML! So I'm making the html simple this time. If it sucks, just pretend it dosn't suck. Or I could call Mulder and Scully if you'd like....? ttyl ~
Scully! Scully! Scully! there's an EBE out there!
Mulder! Mulder! Mulder! I don't really care!
But oh my god! Come Scully, you really have to see!
Mulder, listen, right now there's someplace *else* I've got to be...
Scully check this out it came and now it's going east!
Mulder please leave it alone and let me sleep in peace!
Scully! Scully! Scully! Grab a ticket to LA!
Mulder! Mulder! Mulder! How about some other day?
Please, dear Scully? Please? I'll never ask again!
Okay so say we go there, chase UFO's, and then?
But Scully here's my chance to prove to everyone, I'm *right!*
Mulder, It'll happen, but it won't happen TONIGHT!
I hate to sink so low, Scully, but I won't be your friend!!
Okay, Okay I'm getting up, but you haven't heard the end--
Scully! Oh my God come quick, the monster's eating me!!
Don't worry Mulder, getting up--this I've gotta see!
BANG.
Don't worry, Scully I shot it, I'm not in danger any more.
Not now, you're not, you whiner, I was going out the door!
Sorry Scully, come on, we're still going to LA.
Ugh! Why don't you run out with your friends and play?
Scully this is not the time to bicker with my theories...
Why not? With all these aliens we could be a Miniseries!
Scully! Scully! Scully! Look, up there, the mothership!
Mulder how could you believe in this big load of CENSORED
Girl, with all the things you've seen you still do not agree?
Well, in all truth, Mulder, I'd rather sit and watch TV.
Well then go on home, because there's no way I can stop you...
Aww, Mulder, I can't leave--not after all that we've been through!
Come on Scully, I just saw the suspect run down there!
Mulder, take a look; I don't see a suspect!! Where??
I know! He is magic and he turned himself transparent!
Mulder, isn't an escape artist a little more apparent?
Hmm....let's see, this police report is just a little shoddy....
Why don't you check that out, while I autopsy the body?
Scully that's the best idea you've come up with all day!
Hey before we start our work, wanna grab a hot latte?
Thought of that already, Scully, let's get down to work--
Mulder! Eeek! He's grabbed my hair! The evil, murderous jerk!
Let Scully go, you alien; you can run but I'll be faster!!
AHHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHHH! AHHHHHH! Let go of me you CENSORED
BANG.
Well, sir, you see, there is no direct evidence...
Mulder shot the bad guy and he's been dead ever since...
But we really saw this happen, with our very own two eyes!
...Sir, I've seen what Mulder saw, we aren't telling you lies...
Scully we nearly got kicked in there, thanks for thinking fast.
Mulder, without me you know, Skinner'd have your CENSORED
I know and thank you dearly for your smart skeptic red head...
Not to mention that without me you would, oh, be dead?
Scully listen to me now, I really care for you...
Mulder, listen carefully......
I care about you, too.
~ The End ~