Me: Naru-chan you're so kawaii! The prefect uke!
Naruto: I'm seme!
Sai: You're not seme to anyone.
Naruto: Just you wait and see I'll be seme one day
Gaara: Sure you will and Angelcoin1919 will own the anime Naruto
Me: Hey! I know I will never own the manga or anime but don't make fun of my dreams!
Sasuke: Morons
Itachi: and what are you foolish little brother?
Sasuke: your foolish little brother
Itachi: ….
Neji: She obviously doesn't own any of us. If she did just think about how much yaoi and Yuri there would be between the characters of this anime.
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"Hey Naru-chan did you here some fancy ninjas are coming' to town looking' for some one" A 'girl' with long blonde hair that stopped mid waist turned around to look at a wrinkly old man. On 'her' face you can see three defined whiskers on each cheek, 'her' small delicate nose scrunched up as if 'she' was trying to think, 'her' soft sapphire blue eyes showing mischief while looking up and down past the garden 'she' was just tending to.
"So oji-san what does that have to deal with me?" 'She' asked the old man impatiently as she gathered her items up in a hurry. Ninjas around this little place? 'She' snorted at the thought. The old man was probably just going senile.
"I thought that a strapping young man as you, Naruto, would like to come and accompany the little ones to see the parade that they are escorting" the old man said to Naruto, while three little kids popped up out of no where. All of them where a boy, the oldest was 12, while the youngest was 4 and the middle child were around 10."And maybe they might know something about your past" the old man added in as he knew that was a weak spot against the person he was talking to.
It was true that on this festival day, two years ago, he was found unconscious in the outskirt of the forest near Kyuubi-sama's shrine with wounds that should of killed him, but instead his injuries were healed at lighting fast speed.
"Naru-ni, can you take us please?!" The oldest one asked as he gave Naruto the puppy eyes.
"Fine put you three shall help me bring back the groceries that I'm getting while we are out" Naruto said while picking up the youngest child of the three and placing him on his hip.
"Dia-chan's okay with that!" the little three years old said as he clapped his hands together once, then made a silly face.
"Daisuke, if you keep on doing that your face will freeze up that way." Naruto said while walking threw the crowed market with the three boys by his side. All of them are orphans or he thought so, he wasn't so sure for himself because he had lost his memory two years ago when he was found in the forest outside of town severely injured by the three little boys who were accompanying him. He looked down at the bundle in his arms. Daisuke, or known as Dia-chan, has dark green hair that was long enough to be tied in a low pony tails was looking up at Naruto with big round mint green eyes that promised him a very good headache by the end of the day.
"Naru-ni is right, Dia-chan! You don't want to end up like Minami-kun here with only one facial expression!" The boy to Naruto's right made a grunt sound at the last sentence. The boy was around ten years old; he had Light brown hair that stopped directly above his shoulders. His bangs were side swept to the right covering up one of his deep purple eyes. His lips were pressed together tightly in a thin line.
"Shut it Yanimito" Minami said as he stopped to rearrange the groceries in his hands that Naruto had just told him to hold.
"Oh come on! I was just being honest!" Yanimito said as he ran his free hand threw his white hair before re-adjusting the groceries in his arms. Yanimito had a light golden tan with mid-length snow white hair that was styled the same way as Naruto. His one left eye was hazel that looked liked it was the color of gold in the sun they were in while his other eye had a deep ruby red color that looked like the ones parents told their children the belonged to demons. All in all they are the trouble makers of the village.
"Stop it you two. The parade is about to start." Naruto said as he watched Minami take a swing at Yanimito when he had finished balancing the groceries on each hand.
"Ohhh! Naru-ni what's that balloon?" Naruto turned around along with Yanimito and Minami to see what Diasuke was pointing at.
"Diasuke-kun that is what you call an elephant" Minami said as he walked up to Naruto's left to see the parade better.
"Oji-san wrinkles said that the Hokage along with the Kazakage and the Otokage are all comin' here for our festival of foxes to observe different cultures and what not" Yanimito said as he strolled up along to Naruto's other side while giving the information.
"Our cultures are exactly the same, give or take a few festivals" Naruto said as he raised an eye brow then turned to Minami knowing he was the one who probably paying attention to what the old man was saying during the time before he had asked Naruto to babysit.
"What Yanimito-kun means is that they want to find out more of our take on The Kyuubi No Kistune and why we treat the fox as a spiritual god while they have a holiday that celebrates the defeat of the Fox when the Fourth Hokage of the Leaf 'Killed' it" Minami said with his normal monotone voice as Naruto was for sure that if Minami's hand weren't full he would have done some quotation marks when he said 'killed'.
"Kyu-sama can't die, no can't die! He's a guardian of us, Guardian of us!" Diasuke shouted as he wanted to get his opinion in. The crowd around the four started to cheer when they heard the "speech" Diasuke had just given to support their god among demons.
"Kyuubi-sama rules!"
"Kyuubi-sama the great!"
"LONG LIVE KYUUBI-SAMA!" the rest of the crowd started to cheer in their support of the Kyuubi No Kistune.
Naruto only laughed at this as he was looked up to a big group of ninjas walk past the crowd. They seemed like they wanted to protect the three people in the middle of the group who wore long robes. All in all the group of ninjas were pretty interesting especially their hair color.
"How unfair! How come they get to wear their bathroom robes out of their house when we can't wear ours?!" Yanimito shouted as he started to complain about people and their 'bathrobes' while getting stare from the only woman who was wearing her 'bathrobes'.
"Yanimito! You Moron! Those aren't Bathrobes! Those are the standard robes for any kage! Learn your stuff before you open your mouth!" Minami yelled at Yanimito for being a moron and such while completely forgetting about the stare he was getting by the ninjas.
"She has funny hair! It's pink! It's pink! Do you see that?" True to what Diasuke was pointing his little finger at the lady had short pink hair that stood out against the one who was standing next to her who only had dull blonde hair compared to Naruto's.
"Whoa! She looks like a banshee! And what's with that huge forehead?! I could probably see it from space!" Yanimito said as the newly formed tick besides the lady's head began to grow and grow in size.
"Dia-chan don't make fun of people's hair, and Yanimito-kun don't say such rude stuff like that to others you don't know!" Naruto scolded while his gears shifted to mother hen mode.
"But compared to the babe besides her she's also as flat as a board! I mean come on you can not say something good about that when that blonde chick in the bathrobe and that chick with the long navy hair who's blind has boobs that are as big as watermelons!" Yanimito said as he pointed to the two women in the group who had the biggest boobs of them all.
"SHARANOOOOOOO!!!!!!! YOU LITTLE BRAT! MY BOOBS AREN'T SMALL!!" The pink haired lady screamed as she went charging to Yanimito at full speed, who just ducked behind Naruto with Minami and Diasuke who Naruto just let go of so he wouldn't get into the cross fire between the two. Dust flew about when the pink haired lady came to a stop in front of Naruto. As the dust cleared the all the ninjas who were present eyes widen while the villagers screamed with joy about how Kyuubi-sama's chosen one was so powerful he could even stop a highly trained ninja. The pink haired lady's fist was caught in Naruto's hand as if he was holding Diasuke's hand in his.
"Naruto…" The pink haired lady said with her eye wide with tears threatening to pore out. The other ninjas came rushing to her side to see what she said was true.
"How do you know my name?" Naruto asked as his eyes narrowed down on the pink haired woman who just said his name.
"You-you don't remember us?" The blind lady who Yanimito had pointed had asked that question.
"Yes" was Naruto's answer. For some reason he felt as if he meet them before, but he doesn't remember, and it doesn't help that he has a headache in the back of his head that doesn't seem to want to stop throbbing.
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