This is, yet again, another one of my random songs. My parents actually knew what this song was, and were singing along. Just a bit creepy. But I thought it was worthy of making it into one of my random song storys, and since none of my readers have given me any song ideas, ahem, coughcough, I used it, since it was just on the brink of ultimate randomness.

Disclaimer: I don't own Rosalie or Emmett. (Aw...) And I don't own The Magic Garden. (Yes! That would suck if I did :p)

Enjoy!

Rosalie: Emmett

Rosalie: Emmett? Can we go for a drive?

Emmett: Sure, Rose. –flips off T.V.- I've got nothing else to do.

Rosalie: -smiles- Okay. Come on.

Emmett: You're in a good mood today. Are we going anywhere special?

Rosalie: No. Just out for a drive.

Emmett: Okay.

-later, in the car-

Emmett: Rose?

Rosalie: Yes?

Emmett: Do you mind if I turn on the radio?

Rosalie: No. That's fine.

Emmett: -reaches forward and turns knob- Do you know any good stations?

Rosalie: Not really. I normally just put it on random, or shuffle.

Emmett: -shrugs- If you say so. –presses shuffle button-

Radio Host: Howdy all you listeners out there! Now, do you know what time it is?

Emmett: -talking to radio- No! What time is it?

Radio Host: Its, CALL IN TIME!

Emmett: YAY!

Rosalie: -rolls eyes-

Radio Host: Now, here's caller number one! Caller number one, what song do you want us to play?

Call Number One: Hey Tim! Well, I was just remembering an old T.V. show that I used to watch back in my younger days. Its from the Magic Garden, a song called My Little Rooster. Do you have it?

Emmett: Please, please, please have it!

Rosalie: Do you even know that song?

Emmett: Um…no. But caller number one does!

Rosalie: -sighs-

Radio Host (Tim): Yes, I do believe we do have that song! And now, just as caller number one asked for, My Little Rooster!

-song begins with an acoustic guitar-

this is the garden of make believe

a magical garden of make believe

where flowers chuckle and birds play tricks

and a magic tree grows lollipop sticks

here in the garden what we say and do

we'd like you to join us and do it to

can you crow like a rooster?

cock-a-doodle-doo!

and clap your hands and stamp your shoe

it's a funny place but it's surely true,

that we'd like to share it all with you

if you sing for me (la la-la-la-la-la)

i'll sing for you (lu lu-lu-lu-lu-lu)

if you cry for me (ooo hoo-hoo-hoo)

i'll cry for you (boo hoo-hoo-hoo)

if you scream for me (aaaahhhh!)

i'll scream for you (waaaahhhh!)

if you laugh for me (hee hee-hee-hee-hee-hee)

i'll laugh for you (ha ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)

so come on in without a fuss,

'cause the magical garden is waiting for us

Emmett: …

Rosalie: …

Caller Number One: Oh. Well, it sounded better the way I remembered it. Thanks anyway, Tim!

Radio Host (Tim): Sure! And with that, we'll be back after a few words from our sponsors!

-Aardvark Commercial starts-

It starts with the sound of a double A!

A-A-R-D-V-A-R-K!

Aardvark Computer Services: Help when you need it most!

-Aardvark Commercial ends-

Rosalie: -turns off radio- Let's not talk about this again, okay?

Emmett: Why? I liked the song! It was so, real life. It explained everything.

Rosalie: Uh… sure, Emmett. I think I'm ready to head home now.

Emmett: Okay. –smiles happily, rocking head back and forth-

Rosalie: I think I'll start listening to CD's instead of the radio…

Ok. This song is completly disturbing. Look it up if you haven't heard it. Wait, no, scratch that. DO NOT LOOK IT UP. Kepp your ears from bleeding. I want to keep my readers living, if you don't mind.

Kendra