This happened when I got bored writing Keroro Platoon Presents: Pekoponian Life. Also has some bits from it.
I don't own Keroro Gunso! So don't ask me as it will make me sob!
Just some crud that has been lodged in my mind forever that I wanted to get rid of! Short one shot! (If it is popular I might make chapter two!)
Tamama Presents: It's a! Wait who's a!
Today was as hectic as always at the Hinata's house, as Keroro just attempted another plan that, again, left him sad and slightly bruised by Natsumi's fists. The platoon of Keronians sat in the meeting room, not really doing anything, but sitting there all the same. They all seemed to be waiting for one another to speak. Keroro was building Gunpla but still staring out into his small crowd. Tamama was eating his candy, looking at Gunso. Giroro was polishing his gun. Kululu was building something and that's all... I think...
The leader finally spoke up and asked, "What are your goals for this year?"
Out of sheer boredom the platoon answered.
"I want to invade Pekopon," the Corporal answered quickly.
Everyone else looked at him and smiled but didn't say a word. Then Kululu and Mois (Where was she before?) answered. Then it was Tamama's turn.
"I want to have a dangerous love affair with the Sergeant," he said smiling. (From Book 4)
The next thing he knew, the room was filled with laughter.
"You are NOT gay! Stop telling jokes!" Keroro said through the laughter.
"I'm not gay! W-Well I might be….I mean I don't really know…" Tamama said the himself a little to loudly.
Everyone turned to face the young tadpole. Then Giroro spoke up, "Wait! What do you mean you don't know?"
"Well…you see..ummm….I never really f-found out my gender!"
"What! How?" the Corporal questioned awkwardly.
"So when I was about 0.00000000001 seconds old my parents left me. I was born in the woods so there were no doctors. I just made a guess. I never found out because I never went to a doctor before and I can't just ask a random person if I am a boy or a girl."
The platoon stared at him/her/it in awe. Kululu got up and poked the tadpole, which made everyone else stare at him awkwardly. O3O
WTF Kululu! This some how brought back memories of Cavity 9. Stupid F***ing Kululu! Wait what!
Who wants the know Tamama's gender? IDK! I am bored!
Kululu: I can found out it's gender VERY easily. Just let me take it to my lab and...
Tamama: No thanks! I really really don't need to know! *Sweatdrop*