Apologies for taking so long to get round to this, but something called real life was being a pain. Anyway, this is the promised short story about Sherlolly (since the vote is at present almost unanimous) that I mentioned in the end of 'Memories'. Thanks to everyone who voted (with the exception of my sneaky little sister) and enjoy!
4:33 | What if she changes her mind? - SH
4:34 | She is still there isn't she? -SH
4:35 | Has she gone? -SH
4:36 | You're not answering - SH
4:37 | She has gone hasn't she? - SH
4:38 | You're trying to decide how to tell me aren't you? - SH
4:39 | Just tell me, I can take it - SH
4:40 | Really, I can - SH
4:42 | I mean it John- SH
4:42 | Just tell me the truth -SH
4:43 | Do you think it was something I said? - SH
4:45 | Would it help if I apologised? - SH
4:46 | It worked for you with Mary - SH
4:47 | Or do you think whatever it was I did needs something bigger? - SH
4:48 | She can't just leave like this - SH
4:50 | Can she? - SH
4:51 | She does know I'm sorry - SH
4:53 | I think - SH
4:54 | Just tell me John - SH
4:55 | I'll be alright, really - SH
4:56 | Has she left yet, because if I start now I could try asking her to change her mind and come back and we'd still be on schedule - SH
4:58 | That might work - SH
4:59 | John, are you even reading these? - SH
5:01 | Regrettably, little brother, Dr Hooper is still asleep in her hotel room and remarkably, appears to be showing no inclination to abandon you at the altar. Please desist texting Dr Watson, as I believe his murder by an irate spouse would be an extreme inconvenience under the present circumstances. Also, if you could bare to restrain yourself from irritating any of the other guests, I would be exceedingly grateful- MH
5:02 | And you don't need to worry Lockie. Everything will be fine- M
5:03 | Thank you - L