Hello, after a long time I'm back. I found this really old story in my archives about a crossover universe between 'Naruto' and 'Harry Potter'. It relit my love for this genre and I decided I wanted to try and update this story again. The problem is that I honestly don't really have an accurate idea of a plot, so I decided I'm going to upload loose one-shots about team 7's and the Naruto gangs antics in the magical world.

Information:

This one shot is situated in team 7's fourth year. So that makes them between fourteen and fifteen years old.

In this universe I visualised their blood status as following:

Uchiha family: pureblood

Namikaze and uzumaki family: pureblood

Haruno family: halfblood

Sai: Unknown

Now then please enjoy.


Chapter one:

'Ramen can't wait and neither do trains'


The normal busy morning rush in the streets of London was finally calming to an end as the giant wall clock's hands slowly continued along their pace trekking closer to 11 o'clock on the first of September. Rush hour was coming to an end as most morning workers had arrived at their destination and the students had dutifully filled the school banks once again. Few stragglers remained, sharing the streets with a rising amount of tourists and travellers, most whom chose to travel to other parts of England at the Kings Cross Railroad station.

As the giant wall clock hanging above the entrance to the station continued its journey the calm morning was disrupted by a furious scream. The nearby passer-by's turned their heads and with shock jumped aside as a whirlwind of colours passed them by, making a beeline to the train station. Shocked eyes followed the strange group led by a blond haired boy. Said boy was followed closely by a girl with pink hair and two black haired boys who were trying to keep up with the other two teens.

As the strange group finally entered the station, most people continued their journey unconcerned by the strange display as it probably wouldn't be the first time people where late to catch their train.

) -_-. (Magic Is Trouble) -_-. (

Naruto was running, desperately dodging people left and right while making a beeline for the Railroad Station, his eyes quickly focused on the wall clock that decorated the giant train station, 10:55h. Only five minutes left to catch the most important train in their lives, a new wave of panic came over the young boy as he swiftly located a railway guard.

Without catching a breath, waiting for his friends to catch up and ignoring the furious shouts of his female friend, he skid to a stop before the surprised guard and while stumbling over his panting voice stuttered out: "Platform 9 ¾, where is it?". Hands leaning on his knees and hunching over he asked again after the guard stayed quiet. "Platform 9 ¾, where…", he didn't get to finish his sentence as he was forcibly dragged back by a raging girl who half threw him to his two black haired friends who casually stepped aside to dodge the flying blond.

The guard was shocked both by the young boy's weird question and the girls massive show of strength, but before he could comment on their behaviour the girl turned to him and apologised. "My deepest apologies for my friends actions sir. He just doesn't realise how disruptive his behaviour can be sometimes." At her apologetic look the guard dismissed her apology and came back to the blonds former question. "Your friend asked about a platform 9 ¾." The guard missed the way the girls left eye twitched or how the two other boys behind her threw a murderous glare towards the blond teen, whom was seemed totally oblivious to the attention as he once again tried to yell out, but was stopped by two pairs of hands that clamped his mouth shut. Only then did the blond notice to vicious look that his pink haired friend carried, a look that he knew promised a whole world of pain if he didn't shut up now. He slowly swallowed and visibly calmed down as the girl reverted her eyes back to the guard who seemed oblivious to the situation.

"Again my deepest apologies, even we sometimes don't know what's going on in that head of his." The pinkette seemingly had some trouble to keep the bite out of those last words.

The guard again seemed quite oblivious to the girls anger as he gave a small smile and softly answered. "It's quite alright miss, now where did you four want to go?". Sakura signed softly in relief as the guard let the so called 'weirdness' of this situation go. "We are looking for platform 9 sir. Just platform 9!" She followed up a bit louder as behind her she heard the muffled shout of her blond friend as he once again tried to speak up despite the hands still keeping his mouth shut. The guard again gave the blond a weird look but decided that he really didn't want to know, he gave all his attention to the girl still patiently waiting for an answer. "Platform 9 you say, well miss you go up those stairs through the hallway, keep following that path and take the third stairs back down. Then you'll be at the platform." The young girl and two boys behind her all expressed their thanks and ran at full speed towards the stairs dragging the struggling blond boy with them.

The guard's eyes followed them until they disappeared from his sight, he slowly turned around and looked at the giant wall clock as he silently whispered to himself. "Strange there shouldn't be any trains departing or arriving at 11o'clock. Very strange."

) -_-. (Magic Is Trouble) -_-. (

"come on keep going!" The young girl yelled out as she let the group of four along the pathway leading to their destination. "Faster you slowpokes!" she yelled out while keeping an eye on a nearby clock. It read 10:58h, Sakura's heart started beating faster as her panic rose. They weren't going to make it.

The group raced along and down the stairs as they saw their destination in front of their eyes. The blond boy whooped, in his enthusiasm he passed the pinkette and ran at the wall between platform 9 and 10, just as the clock struck 11.

The blond boy heard a voice calling out. "Naruto wait!", before he ran face first into a solid brick wall and everything went dark.

) -_-. (Magic Is Trouble) -_-. (

The three other teens quickly came to a stop next to their unconscious friend as one of the two other boys knelt down next to the blond. Other people who stopped to stare quickly lost interest as they saw that others were taking care of the blond boy.

Sasuke felt the blonds neck to search for a heartbeat, he found one and signed seemingly disappointed. He looked up at his friends. "He's alive, just unconscious.". He heard Sakura sign and mutter something under her breath that he unfortunately couldn't hear.

The dark haired youth stood up and looked as the other raven coloured boy subtly felt at the wall, where normally there should have been an entrance to the platform of the Hogwarts Express. Sai turned back to them. "Closed, and look the signs gone too. We are too late, the train has already left."

Sakura softly cursed as Sasuke rubbed the growing frown between his eyebrows. While both of them where trying to come to terms with the current situation, Sai decided to voice the problem at hand. "How are we going to get to Hogwarts now?".

Both Sakura and Sasuke looked at each other trying to come up with a solution as the blond at their feet uttered a soft moan.

The three teens looked down at their friend who was slowly gaining consciousness. Sakura knelt down next to the blond. "Hey Naruto, how many fingers am I holding up?". "Don't worry Sakura, I'm fine. But my heads killing me." The blonde groaned as he pressed both his hands to the side of his head and hit his face between his knees. He heard Sasuke utter a soft "Idiot.", while Sai commented on his knucklehead ability. He wanted to get up and yell but his head didn't allow him to move at all.

While Naruto gritted his teeth against the pain he felt. Two hands pulled away his own and he felt them get replaced by Sakura s'. He noticed the small miniscule light her fingertips gave of as he felt her relieve his searing headache. The whole process took but a few seconds but once she removed her hands Naruto could see her and his two other friends keeping close guard on their surroundings, they were after all still in the muggle world and despite it being a very small spell that was both non-verbal and wandless, they couldn't afford any other mistakes.

With his headache gone, Naruto slowly stood up. He felt Sakura take his chin between her fingers as they made eye contact. "Naruto follow my finger please." He did so as he concentrated on the slowly sideways moving finger, suddenly a bright light was shone in his eyes and he closed them on reflex. The grip on his chin tightened and he reluctantly opened his eyes again as the light from the small flashlight momentarily blinded him. After a few seconds Sakura released her friend. "I don't see anything wrong, so I guess you've gotten lucky." She said both towards the two others waiting and him.

"Now that we've gotten that out of the way, what do we do now?" None of the boys answered the question, all three of them deep in thought trying to think of a solution.

"Yeah I mean without the train, how do we get to Hogwarts?" Naruto questioned. At his words three heads slowly turned towards him. "You know Naruto we wouldn't be having that problem in the first place if you didn't insist on raiding every store on our way to look for noodles." Sasuke hissed towards the blond. "Hey ramen is important okay, I wasn't going to be stuck at boarding school for almost ten months without provision! Not after last year that is!" Both boys were face to face trying to intimidate one another, but before the verbal fight could escalate they were forcibly pushed apart by Sakura. "Knock it of you two before I will do it for you." Both boys looked at her before they slowly stepped apart. "Now that you have both proven your manliness, let's think of a way to get to Hogwarts before they notice our absence." With her words all four began to brainstorm. Hoping one of them would come up with an idea.

) -_-. (Magic Is Trouble) -_-. (

"Oi Sasuke, don't your parents have a floo network installed that leads directly to Hogwarts?" Naruto questioned.

"Why yes they do idiot, but they obviously seal it when it's not in use." The other bit out, angry about what he felt was a stupid question. Naruto, surprised by the violent answer wanted to yell back, but before he could he felt a slap at the back of his head. "Just shut up Naruto, before you get us in trouble again.". "But Sakura, why would you hit an injured person?", the blond wined out.

"You're fine Naruto, but if you keep whining you won't be." The pinkette slowly turned her head to face the blond who finally noticed the danger he was in. "Believe me." She whispered with a shadow over her eyes. Naruto could do nothing but nod his head in quick succession as he unnoticeably tried to slide out of arms reach from the girl.

"Dickless is right tough, isn't there a way to break the sealing?" Naruto could have kissed Sai for diverting Sakura's and Sasuke's attention from him. "No, it's too complicated and dangerous to even try. Not to mention that both Mother and Father aren't home right now and they are the only ones other than Itachi who know the correct spell work required." As Sasuke's voice died out the foursome once again were without a plan.

"Couldn't we contact master Kakashi?"

"Please he's always late, we won't have anything with him now." The girl scoffed out.

"Isn't that the point? If he's late it means he probably has an alternative way to Hogwarts. We could ask him to take us with him?". The pale boy did indeed have a point, if they could somehow reach master Kakashi he would surely help him.

"So does anyone have a way to actually contact him?" Sakura asked. "I mean he obviously doesn't have a cell phone, we don't have any fire place nearby to floo, none of us can use a patronus to send a message out and I wouldn't recommend using an owl as we are still in the middle of the muggle world." At these words the boys became quiet. "So in other words, were stuck?" Naruto hesitantly asked. The three-way sign was enough answer for him.

They were quiet for a few minutes only interrupted by the announcing of another train departure and the clamour of the people around them.

The silence between the four friends lasted for just short of five minutes until the blond practically jumped with excitement. He turned around to his only female friend as he grabbed her by the shoulders and shook her back and forth. Unknowingly playing with his life as Sakura's annoyance started to reappear. "I believe the idiot has an idea.", Sasuke loosely commented. Hearing this Naruto suddenly let go of Sakura whom stumbled back trying to regain her balance.

"Oi you ass, I just came up with a marvellously glorious and awesome idea, so don't you start anything with me!" The travellers around them sprung away from the sudden outburst, but when they saw the glare from both the raven haired boy and the pink haired girl. They decided to keep walking and not get involved in anything that might be going on between that rather 'strange' group.

Sasuke pinched his nose as Sakura rubbed her temples trying to calm down and refrain from pummelling the blond idiot to death. Sai on the other hand was quite enjoying the interaction between his companions.

"Well then dickless, what is the plan?" Sai's voice once again proved to be a most welcome distraction as he got them back to the problem at hand. Naruto immediately got exited again and once more turned to his pink haired friend who instantly put a few steps back, less the blond tried to give her a concussion again. "Sakura, you've already taken the drivers exam right? You can just drive us to Hogwarts in your parents car."

"For once you actually have a good idea." Sasuke commented as Sai non-verbally agreed.

"So it's decided we will just take the flying car to get to Hogwarts, everything will be just fine."

As the boys started discussing, none of them noticed the grimace crossing Sakura's face, nor hear her mutter: "This is not going to end well".


Ok so that's the end of the first one-shot. Although I have already planned out the second chapter which will be an direct continuation of this chapter, not all of them will be in a chronological order. Neither will they all be about team seven or about the ninja's from Konoha.