Elena stomped angrily into the office, swearing and yelling. Her index finger was pointed squarely in Reno's face as he absentmindedly chewed his nails, completely unperturbed by her behavior. Elena's blatant accusations happened on a daily and sometimes hourly basis and Reno was starting to get bored with the constant nagging. It was the fifth time that day that Elena had stomped through the doorway and brandished fancy words he couldn't be bothered to understand or even listen to. Words like 'broken' and 'ruined' were some of her favorites and Reno had wiped those from his vocabulary years ago with the claim that if he didn't know what they meant, they didn't exist and if they didn't exist, it wasn't his fault. Elena hadn't received that memo.
"Reno why the hell did you-" Elena was stopped mid sentence by one of Reno's somewhat mangled and saliva coated fingers motioning for her silence.
"I did it, yelling at me does nothing, go see Tseng if you want to bitch." Reno resumed gnawing at his fingernails as Elena seemed to inflate with suppressed rage before stomping out of the office and bellowing for Tseng.
Rude sighed as he continued to write, throwing a few words of caution onto Reno's selectively deaf ears. "You know, you probably should listen to her accusations before taking the blame like that."
Reno raised an eyebrow and pulled the tip of his finger out of his mouth so he could speak. "Why the hell would I do that?"
Rude kept his eyes focused on his desk as he continued to fill out monotonous paperwork. "You have no idea what you're being held accountable for."
Reno shrugged and stared off into space as he threw his feet up on his desk. "What could she accuse me of that I haven't done?"
Rude snorted and pushed his glasses up his nose as he worked. "How the hell should I know? Maybe she's accusing you of bringing Sephiroth back to life or something."
Reno laughed as he placed his hands behind his head and leaned back in his chair, staring at the ceiling. "Like that's ever gonna happen!"
Reno's vision was suddenly blurred by a large silver silhouette. He screamed and leaped to his feet, violently punching the stoic face of the infamous General Sephiroth before throwing himself out the window.
Reno landed on a mattress and frowned, confused by the lack of hard pavement crushing against his face. He rolled over, his blind panic lost in his confusion as he looked back up at the window he had just jumped from. Elena grinned down at him and held a large cardboard cutout of Sephiroth's head out the window before howling with laughter and vanishing from Reno's sight. Reno scowled as he propped himself up on his elbows, glaring upwards as Rude's finely shaven head shined down on him. "What the fuck Rude?"
Rude couldn't stop the laugh that jumped from his throat at the sight of Reno's angry and confused face. He shrugged and yelled down at Reno before pulling his head out of the window. "You can't say I didn't warn you Reno."
Reno growled and yelled back, a fist shaking in the air. "I'm not done with you yet Rude! Where the hell did the mattress come from! Why does Elena have a giant Sephiroth head! When did I start chewing my fingernails! What the fuck did you put in my coffee Rude!"
Author's Note: I started reading Fullmetal Alchemist today, and this is what popped into my head about 7 pages in..........
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Will we ever know what Rude slipped into Reno's coffee?
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Nope, we won't! ^^
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It's random, its short, its confusing. What did you think?