Authors Note: Whoo hoo for teh crackness! I felt like writing something funny so.. I did! Hope yah like!
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters yah whatever.
Orochimaru sits at his desk.
"Lets see what's going on with my fellow evil comrades"
"Ah" He started "Looks like itachi's number one on the wanted list that's the 4th time this week, I need to step up my game"
He looked through his computer for a while.
"Hm? What's this...? Has Kabuto been on my computer again? Oh well better find out
Orochimaru clicked the website
"Oh It's a story website. That can't do much harm can it?
He scrolled through the various stories.
"Oh~ Here's one with me in it."
He clicked and began to read. Halfway through he stopped
"What on earth?"
He hesitantly kept reading
-Orochimaru slowly pushed himself into Kabuto-
He stopped,printed the paper and stomped to Kabuto's room.
"KABUTO YOU'RE READING PORN? NOT ONLY THAT BUT IT'S BETWEEN US!"
Kabuto stood up from his desk and sighed
"You're not the only one who needs a break Orochimaru-Sama
Orochimaru slapped the boy smooth across his face.
"THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU READ THIS UNFORGIVING BS! SHEESH YOU'RE TURNING INTO A PERVERTED JIRAYA!
Kabuto looked up at Orochimaru
"Don't talk about Jiraya like that! He's a very talented writer!
The serpent looked at the boy confused
"Are you gay for Jiraya? The only person you'll be gay for is me!
'Oh shit' Orochimaru thought to himself 'That came out wrong'
"U-Uh Kabuto that didn't com-" He was cut off my the teen
"No Orochimaru-Sama I understand, you love me. I'm going to let you think about that in your own sleeping chambers, please leave"
Kabuto took the paper from Orochimaru's hands and put him out
He chuckled as he pushed up his glasses
"Little did you know Orochimaru-Sama I wrote that story."
Teh end!
Oh Kabuto you're so messed up in the head!
Orochimaru: Still mentally scarred
Kabuto: Chill and relaxed
You've got to love them both!
I really hope you thought it was funny!
Orochimaru: I swear to god...The image ...so vivid ...
Kabuto: It's your own fault for reading it.
Orochimaru: WELL IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR WRITING IT! -sulks in a corner-