Eugene: Hey~! How's life over there today? Anyway, I was planning to write a chappie for "iBrawl with Bakugan" or "Shun and Japan" but.. Switzerland's on my mind today, I'm writing RP letters to him, and that it's snowing out at 5:30 PM! (OMG! I'M SO HAPPY! :D) XD So I thought that I would write this poem about him today instead. Besides, snow serves as inspiration and as a stress buster, FYI. Ok, this poem is for my new Swiss fanfic friend, ConfoederatoHelvetica (did you know that it means "Swiss Confederation" in Latin, hence the abbreviation "CH"), who wrote a letter fanfic for Switzerland (if you're new to this, check out "Switzerland's Trigger-Happy Letters to the World" and write to him!). Hope this is good! Besides, I had to look up a lot about that country… X'D Anyway, ONWARD WITH SWITZERLAND'S POEM! SWITZERLAND, THE GREAT, NEUTRAL COUNTRY (yeah, don't know why I came up with the title.. it just came to me.)!
Greetings, people of the world outside of my land,
I am Basch Zwingli but please refer to me as Switzerland.
I am the most neutral country, it's absolutely true!
I don't take sides at war and no, that doesn't mean I'm like a colour that's duller than blue!
I am peaceful but trigger-happy at times such as when Italy runs across my property streaking.
I would take my gun, shooting at certain spots in the ground as I start preaching and ranting.
I live in the Alps (most likely, the Swiss Alps), the mountain range systems covered in snow,
where I like to ski (skis and skiing were invented), snowboard, and play with snow here and now.
Many people visit my land to shred in snowboards or to zip down swiftly in their skis like gliders
as I greet them in kindness, despite that I don't like outsiders.
The one known for Swiss Army Knives, chocolate, cheese, guns, watches, and fondue,
they are popular to many, as long as the economy isn't past due.
My flag has been monochromatically changed for the Red Cross
and I show the other countries who's the (most neutral) boss.
Despite my temper and overprotection, I can be just soft and sweet
to my sister, Liechtenstein, who's pure enough to make birds tweet.
Just don't anything so unjustified to her or me,
for I will send my military forces to drive you away in a force that's meant to be.
You'd better not forget about all these things in infinity,
for I am Switzerland, the great and neutral country!
…..great, now people are starting to find me so "unmanly"
just because of my voice and the pink pyjamas that I wore so unlikely,
so if you say that again, I'll shoot you!
…..sorry, I'm neutral so I'll end here and stay quiet, too.