Title: Vex
Characters: Sasuke, Karin, Naruto
Summary: Karin and Naruto kind of get along. Except not really. Short, cracky, with vague spoilers for 429.
"Hey!" Naruto shouted. "Do. Something. USEFUL." He launched a sizable piece of debris at Sasuke's head. He sounded angry, but there was a wide, whiskered grin on his face.
Sasuke looked at Naruto, and the plaster flew over his shoulder.
"HEY." A red blur flew by Sasuke and poked Naruto hard in the chest. "Don't throw things at Sasuke-kun!"
Naruto squinted at the girl who'd been hovering around Sasuke for, well, the entire time he'd been in the village—or, what was left of it. He frowned. He poked her back. She squawked.
"Karin," Sasuke murmured.
Karin turned bright eyes to him. "Yes?" she breathed. She shoved at Naruto.
"Do something useful."
"Hah!" Naruto shoved at her. She kicked him.
"Naruto," Sasuke murmured.
Her foot connected with his shin. Naruto fisted his hand, and remembered he didn't hit girls. "WHAT?" He glared daggers at Sasuke.
"Don't throw things at me." But he was smirking. Kind of smirking. A really small tiny quirk at one corner of his lips.
Sasuke left before Naruto had the bright idea to throw Karin at him.