Me: I've-
Disclaimer: She does not own SRMTHFG, or PJO, or Warriors.
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Me: Hello, and welcome to a crossover talk show, involving humor, wedgies, and Otto!
Otto: (walks on stage) Hello! Uh… why am I here again?
Me: You are the guest star of my crossover talk show: From the fans! Everyone, feel free to ask SRMT, Warriors, or PJO character questions. It's a crossover, after all-
Voice: Get away from my son, you filthy yellow vermin!!
Other voice: No! He's got Sprx! I know it, you stupid god!
Me: I better take care of that… (runs backstage)
Otto: Where did the co-host go?
Random member from audience: Burger king.
Otto: I want some! (leaves through exit doors)
A person walks inside studio and sits in the co-host chair with a bag labeled: 'burger king.'
Person: Hello, I am her co-host, Person McAllister!
Audience claps.
Me: (enters again with Luke and Nova) I got them! But Hermes got away…
Nova: D-
Me: Ahem.
Nova: …I hate demigods! Why did you make a crossover anyway?
Luke: (grumbles)
Me: What, Luke?
Luke: (grumbles some more)
(Gibson, Calypso, Sprx, Antauri, Athena, Annabeth, and Percy enter from exit doors with an OC behind them, injured.)
Me: What did I say about battling my OC's, Athena?
Athena: It is not wise to question me.
Me: Okay, Taia, are you okay?
Taia: Never send me like that EVER again.
Me: Okay. Please mail in letters for the following stars! I'll bring in the rest when we get the first group under control… (Paintball sails over my head and lands on my desk behind me.)
Sprx: (holding paintball gun) Beware me, young author.
Nova: Okay, this will just get weirder.
(Brambleclaw enters through cat door.)
Me: I'll slowly leave now…
Brambleclaw: Why am I the only cat here? You said you invited ThunderClan, didn't you… okay, my lesson is to never trust SRMT/PJO/Digimon authors ever again.
Me: Watch it, clan cat. I'm warning you.
Nova: What a cute kitty!
Brambleclaw: I am on live TV, aren't I?
Me: Actually, in a story, but yes.
Brambleclaw: (runs out cat door) (voice faraway) I'll be back!
Okay, a bit weird and out-of-character, but beginnings are always the hard part! Send in your letters please!