El Manana Chica's first ever Hellsing fanfiction is dedicated to the lovely, the coolest, the funnest authoress and the BEST friend ever: Neogami Everyone clap for Neogami!
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El Manana Chica does NOT own Hellsing and is, quite frankly, getting tired of all the freakin' disclaimers.
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Integra Hellsing was a young, rather over imaginative twelve-year-old when she met Alucard, the undead shape-shifter. Where this shape shifter came from, no one ever found out. Getting back to our tale...
Integra Hellsing had just finished replying to a serious topic on one of her many RPG forums when she felt like taking a walk. Straight, right, right, left, another left, right, right, right, and finally she found the front door. Opening it, the young Hellsing found a rather…amusing sight.
There was a man, pale as death itself, wearing an outfit consisting of shades of black and red, was running like he had had too many cappuccinos.
"HELP ME!" he screamed, fleeing from an innocent-looking Terrier dog whose ID tag read Toto.
"It's an innocent little dog, you silly man!" Integra laughed psychotically as she fell down the many stone steps that lead to the mansion.
"No, it's NOT!" Alucard shrieked. "It's EVIL!" and at that particular moment, as if the man who was pale as death had spoken the magic words, Toto's face twisted into another deformed face that belonged to a bitch known as Hilde and bit Alu's…well, you know…
Integra's eyes widened tenfold. "Holy Jeebus of the Granola, help this man whose name I do not know!"
Out of the sky came a beautiful white light from which descended a Granola bar in a black, red, and REALLY shiny wrapper. "Miss Hellsing," the granola bar's voice called out, "This is Alucard, the Undead Shape Shifter From Where I Do No Know! Help him defeat this evil dog and you shall receive ten thousand granola servants!" then the light and the granola bar in its uber waha shiny wrapper was gone.
Bowing and thanking Jeebus, Integra pulled out a gun and shot the dog in the butt so it would let go of Alu's…well, you know…
Whimpering, Toto, the evil dog of doom, dropped to the ground and glared at Integra, who shot Toto's 'jewels' so to speak. Toto then ran away, never to return…Or so they thought…
"THANK YOU!" Alucard glomped the blonde with such happiness that they both fell, undead shape shifter on top of twelve-year-old human.
"You're….welcome?" Integra responded somewhat awkwardly, blushing at realization of the 'position' her and Alucard were in.
"Sorry!" the undead shape shifter got off the mortal girl and pulled her to her feet, catching her when she stumbled. "I am forever un your debt," he bowed and tipped his crimson 'pimp' hat to her. "I am…forever yours?"
Integra looked at him in confusion. "What do you mean, 'forever yours', exactly?"
"You, Miss Hellsing, are now my mistress. You have the power to call me whenever you need me or just want my company."
An evil laugh followed this explanation. "And oh what fun it is to have my own little pet."
The moral of the story: innocence is, indeed and within itself, blindness.
OWARI/FIN
DONE! If you want a sequel or another chapter, lemme know, k? Kay.