Prince or Pig
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or any of its characters ( even though I wish I did, hey well don't we all)
Chapter 1
Princess Kagome sat on her bed reading the latest novel 'Prince or Pig' by Miroku Houshi a fellow shipmate of the famous pirate Inuyasha. Part of the crew aboard the ship called 'Blue Journey'. It was a tale of how Inuyasha had swindled many rich maidens of their fortune. This was Kagome's favorite; it was the story of how Inuyasha swindled the rich ruler Kikyo to give to the poor because she was such a horrible ruler.
Just then princess Kagome's best friend lady Sango entered. "Kagome what are you doing up here?"
"I can't stand the party, well more the people at the party than the party itself especially that Hojo. He asked me to dance with him like 7 times; you'd think he'd get the message by the third time I'd said no"
"Might be because he likes you but forget that, the air is so warm out lets go for a walk on the shore"
"Finally a reason to ditch this party" Kagome declared. Kagome's father had thrown another ball for Kagome's many suitors in hopes that she would choose one and produce an heir to Tokyo's throne. Though Kagome loved her father she did not want to marry any of the suitors because of their major age difference and their hopes of winning her over so that hey would have complete control over such a large and wealthy country.
Inuyasha was looking at his map again and noticed that they were once again off course, possibly due to Miroku's lack of interest on their destination and his complete concentration on his dirty daydreams.
"Miroku why are we headed north?" Inuyasha screamed angrily.
" Inuyasha that's where you told me was our destination"
"Well set our sails south that's our new destination"
Inuyasha had noticed land in the near distance; he could only hope that it was Tokyo "The City of Lost Treasure". How long he had dreamed of finding it and taking it home as his prize to show their father that he was more than just the prince of Shikon Isles but a true leader and the fact that he would make a better ruler than older brother Sesshomaru, who claimed to hate humans yet had a strange obsession with chocolate.
Meanwhile
"Kagome imagine you got kidnapped by Inuyasha what would you do?"
"Well I never really thought about it, but living with him would be an adventure, and well who could resist those cute dog ears everyone always talks about?"
Just then Inuyasha's ship arrived, but he could hear voices in the distance. He ordered the men to hide the ship. "Miroku lets head over there I think hear something"
"Must be in his head, since not much else is in it" Miroku muttered.
"Hey pervert keep it down" but it was too late, they had been caught. Then they noticed them. Two maidens, one with long black hair and a long green dress with gold trimming she strangely reminded him of Kikyo but their smell didn't seem to match.
The other one had short black hair and a pink dress she seem to be keeping Miroku's attention.
The girl in the green had started to yell "aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh Sango he's a demon, don't eat me I don't taste good, Sango don't let him eat us!"
Inuyasha couldn't hold it in anymore as he started to laugh uncontrollably. Miroku just stood there looking as though Inuyasha had gone insane. Just then Kagome seem to have fainted from all of the sudden events.
Then Miroku asked "Prince Inuyasha what do you suggest we do with the lady, because if she is not of your taste I would greatly welcome her to my room"
Just then he saw the lady called Sango's aura darken "uhhhhh…….. Inuyasha she's the demon don't let her eat me" he cried helplessly as he jumped into Inuyasha's arms.
Just then Inuyasha seem to get a hold of him self as he noticed the frightened Miroku in his arms. "Yo Miroku get off of me and if you ever and I mean EVER do that again you won't live to see your children. As for the girl she's none of my concern"
Sango just watched the whole thing completely fascinated. "Inuyasha you promised Kaede that you'd help at least one human in need didn't you?"
"Yeah and this one's got her bodyguard she don't need me" Inuyasha said.
Just then they heard the voices of the castle guards, then Sango said " The guards are coming" Sango didn't know what had compelled her to say this, but she felt it had something to do with the man dressed as a monk with his purple robes, golden earrings, and suave smile.
Then Miroku said "quick Inuyasha take her to the ship"
Inuyasha muttered something about a stupid letch thinking that they owned his ship, and some thing that sounded like 'feh' but carried the girl anyway. Meanwhile the strange man in the purple robes walked up to her and said "you must be Sango quite the beautiful one if I may say so myself, my name is Miroku" Sango felt herself blushing at this but froze when she heard his next words. "Will you bear my child lovely Sango" Just as she knocked him unconscious.
She couldn't just abandon her friend but didn't know what to do with this….. this……Miroku. She then dragged him with her to this Inuyasha's ship, it was strange but she felt those names ring a bell but she couldn't place an identity to the names. She resolved to ask Kagome when she woke up.
5 Hours later (approx. 4:00 am)
Kagome woke up and found herself in a very big bed with fluffy pillows she couldn't remember why she was here. Then she remembered fainting and this strange man carrying her to this room, she realized that her host was very rich indeed. Then she saw something move as she screamed. Just as Inuyasha ran into the room!
"Ahhhhhhhhh who are you?"
"Ahhhh who are you" he laughed as he mimicked her. "Do you know how pathetic you sound right now and for tour information little girl I'm-" but he didn't get to finish his sentence as the strange girl grabbed his ears and immediately started to pet his ears. Before he knew it he felt something wet on his ears only to kind out that it was this wench Kagome had drooled on his ear and was fast asleep.
"Stupid wench now I gotta take a shower all over again" he complained.
11:00 am
Kagome woke up as she remembered the events of last night then as she tried to get up she noticed that that there was a note on the bedside beside her it read:
Dear Wench
Since you're so god damn lazy I've brought up your food. Then be a good little wench and Get the hell off of my ship! OH and take your friend Sango with you or that letch Miroku might try to grope her again.
Sincerely the captain of this ship
Author's note: Well that was the first chappie hope you liked it, if you have any thing you'd like to say please email me and don't forget to r&r!