L Spawn
By: Vampire01210, Oddribbits, and Albinoemoth
One day L was sitting on his throw pillow, in front of his TV eating strawberry shortcake, watching Go Diego Go. Of course this was some time before the Kira case, and oddly enough this was also the first time he had ever eaten strawberry shortcake. Suddenly a raisin sized marble like ball shot out of his ear. L's head whipped around and he spied the marble like object stuck in the wall opposite his ear. L being of the curious type, abandoned his sugary goodness to inspect this oddity that had molested his ear cavity.
After prying the thing from his wall, he sat at the kitchen table and noticed the small object had writing on the side. They were directions.
DO NOT EAT!!
If you did not eat this, then next you should be forewarned: This Company does not indorse any injury, fires, throat diseases, explosive diarrhea, ear infections, blindness, or anal bleeding that may occur.
Drop in water.
Do not be concerned about the appearance of your product at the beginning and end of lifespan.
NO REFUNDS!!
And remember, have fun with it.
L wondered at the instructions… then went to find a mirror to see if the back of his jeans were blood stained. When he was completely sure no anal bleeding had ensued, he put a thin straw in his toilet and dropped the marble in it (why did he put a straw in his toilet? Even we don't know…). Suddenly there was a piercing cry and L covered his ears. Out of the toilet popped a blob of goo, which zoomed past his face and grazed his head, getting all in his hair (and that's why to this day his hair sticks out at odd angles). L watched the blob ooze out of the bathroom and into the hallway. L shuddered, hyperventilating. He heard a noise from the living room that sounded like a cat coughing up a hair ball. 'I do not own a cat' he thought as he went to inspect.
The blob had morphed into what looked like an over-sized retarded naked mole rat having seizures. L fell back in shock, tears forming in his eyes. L looked up to see the mole rat thing vibrating along the floor towards his shortcake. L jumped up and grabbed his cake.
"No! It's mine! Bad! Bad!" he shrieked.
The thing suddenly started pulsating and withering and screaming bloody murder. L watched it change into a cat sized naked mole rat. The thing suddenly sprang at L.
L ran off to his room, screaming like a girl with his arms out in front of him and his eyes closed. He slammed his door behind him and felt something warm running down his leg. He heard a thump as the thing hit the door. Then the door started vibrating. L slid to the floor, sobbing. He started frantically reaching for his phone.
In his panic he picked up his alarm clock and put it to his ear.
"Hello? Hello? Gah! My phone! Where?" he yelled as he threw the clock randomly. He soon had the cell in his hand and he called the first person he thought of… Near.
"Hello?" Near's voice sounded groggy.
"Near! Near listen very carefully. I'm freakin out, Near! I'm freakin out!"
"Are you being raped, L?"
"No, no, no, no, no! This thing, I don't know what the hell it is, but it shot out of my ear and, and, and…" L broke down into sobs. "It's outside my room; vibrating… it wants my cake. It made me pee myself… Near, I'm really scared. Help me! It's after me, it's after me Near!" L buried his head in his knees and sobbed harder.
L faintly heard Near whisper "Rodger, I think L's taken drugs…"
"I'm not on drugs!" L shrieked, "Why won't you believe me Near?! Why?!"
"If it will make you feel better, I'll come save you L…" Near said, quietly.
"Oh, thank you Near! Thank you…" L sobbed.
When Near arrived, he looked around. Nothing seemed out of the norm… except for the odd noise that sounded like a metal vibrator on wood… Near looked down the hall and there sitting against the door was a little kid that looked almost identical to L. The child was vibrating…
Near sighed. Just another day for the young Wammy student.
The small child looked up at him and smiled. It waved. Near waved back and walked up to the child.
"Where is L?" he asked, twirling his hair around his finger.
The child cocked its head, a questioning look on his face.
"Where is L?" he asked again.
"e-l? …" it looked at Near.
"L."
"e-l" it said.
Near nodded.
"W-wil ya-yoo bee ma friend?" it asked.
Near sighed.
"If you tell me where L is…"
"Near! Is that you?" L shrieked from behind the door.
The thing looked behind it.
"El?" it asked, turning back to Near.
"Yes. L, it's me." Near said.
"Oh, thank God! Is it still out there?" L asked.
The small child thing took Near's hand.
"He's afraid of me…" it whispered.
Near suddenly realized it had stopped vibrating.
"L you can come out now." Near said, having the child up so it stood on its feet.
L slowly opened the door, and his eyes widened when he saw the child.
"Who is this?"
"I think it's your 'thing', L" Near answered.
"What?!" L Shrieked.
-To Be Continued-
Okay, so this is my new story. I'm gonna try to get them over here again so we can write chapter two, so until then this is all you guys get. Sorry. But yeah… And I swear this story has a point to it… but I'm not gonna explain it right now 'cause I'm lazy. So until next time my darlings.