a/n: Set in Season 4. Includes: Kevin/Castle (nothing graphic)
Kevin has a list, and Castle's on it
The "Hit" List
Kevin has a list. You know, the list where you have five celebrity names. Where if you ever run into them, and have the chance to score, you get a free pass from your significant other.
Well, Kevin's list has five names:
Jessica Alba
Demi Moore
Scarlett Johansson
Natasha Bettingfield
And...
Richard Castle
Kevin has this list. But not on paper, in his head. And when Javi asks, Kevin tells... but with a bit of editing for public use, because Castle is his own little secret. But when Jenny has him doing the Two Week Cleanse, he's a little weak. So when Castle takes him out, and feeds him shot after shot like they're candy, he get's drunk easily. And he finds himself telling the Writer about his "Hit" List-his true list, not the one that he tells Javi. He's too drunk to even think of the implications of telling Castle this, but Castle's reaction is different that any that Kevin might have imagined.
He wakes up in bed, and is alone. He doesn't remember much. But, it doesn't take him long to realize that his isn't his and Jenny's bed. He's never seen this room before, with the Big White Lion gazing at him from the wall. He's wide eyed, as he sits up and feels sore. His eyes go even wider as he lifts the sheet and finds that he's naked. The realization hits him. He didn't go home last night, but instead went home with someone else.
He's about to completely panic when the bedroom door opens, and Castle struts in, buttoning his pinstriped shirt. He looks at Castle with saucer eyes.
The Writer looks at him and smirks, "You gonna stay in bed all day, Ryan, or what?"
Kevin lays back with an explosive breath as he starts to remember. He supposes that he's got to make a new list now.
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