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Disclaimer: The only Naruto I own is the plushie in my bedroom and even it has a huge rip on it.

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Once upon a time there was a Sasuke. The Sasuke was very thirsty so he decided to go to the shop to buy some beer.

tap tap tap, the footsteps sounded as Sasuke walked to the store.

When he got to the store his eyes widened. His brother Itachi was standing there on the counter!

"OMG! Itachi what are you doing here!" Sasuke shouted

"I work here. I'm the shop keeper" answered Itachi

Sasuke didn't need to hear any more. A full-powered chidori formed on his hand as charged at Itachi. "DIEEEE!"

Itachi dodged the blow easily as he threw Sasuke towards the candy shelf. Sasuke landed it the candy shelf with a bam and candy flew everywhere.

"You're so weak lil' bro. That's because you lack hatred and stuff" Itachi said half-heartilly as he picked on his nose.

Sasuke was so enraged that he picked the nearest candy bar from the floor and threw it at Itachi. Itachi was too busy tasting the stuff he dug from his nose to notice... So the candy bar hit Itachi staight in the eye and he died. "UGGHHHHH!"

"Serves you right" Sasuke said. Then he remembered what he came here for and proceeded to the section of the shop where they sell beer.

"Hmmm... This "Karhu" sounds good. I bet Naruto would like it" he thought out loud. His plan was to make Naruto drunk and have his way with him. Tonight was perfect for his plan since Naruto's father was out in town getting drunk and Naruto was home alone.

"Wait for me dear Naru-chan, I'll be there to molest you shortly!" he shouted. He took the beer and walked out of the store, silently thanking Itachi for being dead so that he could get away without actually paying.

About 15 minutes later he was at the door of Naruto's apartment.

ding dong, rang the doorbell

The door opened and Naruto stepped out. "Hi Sasuke-teme. Come in, I knew you would come so I baked some redberry-pie just for you."

The truth was that Naruto had a huge crush on his former teammate, but didn't want to confess just yet because he didn't want to ruin their friendship. So he showed his affection with things like baking Sasuke redberry pie. (A/N Awww so sweet!)

Sasuke was happy because his dear Naruto had baked him redberry-pie. It made him feel even more special than he already was. So he gladly ate the pie Naruto made him. While he was eating he secretly emptied one of his beer bottles to Naruto's slice of pie. ...And Naruto got very drunk and was more than happy to let Sasuke have his way with him that night. ;)

The following morning they confessed their undying love to eachother and then they got married and got lots of pet cats.

THE END.