How to piss off Tails

This is a requested, so get it over it(Sorry, didn't take pills this morning)

Steal his tools and tell him Knuckles has them

Before that, give them to Knuckles as a gift

Tell him Rouge is his most obsessed fangirl

(Tail's eye twitchs)

Paint all over the X-Tornado

Tell him Sonic did it

And laugh like a mad man when Tails keeps hitting Sonic's head with a wrench

Dye his fur blue

Then call him a obsessed Sonic Fanboy

Show him a doctered photo of Sonic kissing a Tails doll

(Again, his eye twitches)

Finally, Show him the Tails/Sonic yaoi pics and laugh seeing him faint