Questions with Brittany Seville
Jaydin: Hello folks, Jaydin here and we have an exclusive interview with Brittany.
Brittany: Hello fans! (Blowing Kisses)
Jaydin: I Jaydin will ask you three questions that you may or may not want to here. Anything you want to say before you start.
Brittany: Yes I have two things; I want to say thanks to all my fans that are on to see my adoring exclusive interview. And for those haters hating on me why won't you get a life and back your puppy chow breath up and be respectful because yall are for the birds to eat.
Jaydin: Alrighty then better not hate, ok first question, are you aware that people refer to you as Ms. Bossy?
Brittany: I am now! So you know what that means?
Jaydin: What?
Brittany: It means that they probably didn't pass school and was hoping to be a boss of a corporation, but failed because they had no diploma and were bogus enough to say I'm bossy. I may be bossy, but at least I get paid and you lowlifes don't.
Jaydin: Man she can roast people!
Jaydin: Alright second question, who is your role model?
Brittany: My role model of course is me. I believe that all the girls want to be like me so I'm there role model, and if they don't believe that than hit the roads because mama isn't coming for you.
Jaydin: Harsh words don't you think.
Brittany: Jaydin who are you to judge me this isn't America's got Talent, but in your case its America's Judges are stupid!
Jaydin: Fine sorry! Uh next question, do you like Alvin?
Brittany: No of course I don't, Alvin is a sweaty, coldhearted, not serious, never will get it looking head boy.
Jaydin: Alright that enough! You can roast everyone else but you will not roast Alvin! This has gone from an interview to a roasting session
One round of the roasting session!
Jaydin: Alright, first of all Brittany you need to get you apple bottom jeans boots with the fur looking head self out of my interview, you look like a downhill spear fisherman, fans ever heard of Iggy Arbuckle, well look at all the characters and there's one that looks like Brittany, but is stupid, or she could look like Iggy Arbuckle herself. Your ugly face should be donated at Pedigree for munks. Get your oh I need to go to Oklahoma looking head face out of here. And for my final one, get your toes to the front looking head face rat self out of here.
Brittany: My turn, you need to back up off of me with your take it to the floor, hydraulics, oh I jump up and down looking head boy self out of here. You smell like kibbles and bits. You should be on America's ugliest model and you would win hands down, but yours so ugly that you won't win the one million dollars you came for. You need to brush your teeth because I'm telling you your breath is mythical and legendary. Just like Dialga from Pokémon your move is Breath of time. Looks like you should fire your guards because they forgot to take out the trash. (Trash referring to Jaydin)
Jaydin: Alright guards get her out of here!
Brittany: No! I'm the most beautiful superstar; you can't do this, nooooooooooooo! (Voice fading)
Jaydin: Thanks guards she was doing too much. Anyway thanks for viewing I hope to see you again, bye and tune in next time for Jeanette!