Note: Since some asked me to continue I've decided to continue with probably mostly oneshots all complying with each other hopefully in some type of order
I'd just left my room and intended on asking Curtis for directions to the lighthouse I had heard so much when it happened… There she stood 5'8," piercing before and after a thunderstorm blue eyes. Her glossy now shorter (and brown) curls enveloping her flawless skin. In my direction she smiled and then expressed slight confusion caught me gazing (probably more like drooling.) I then unintelligently mumbled out, "You're Robin Sparkles!"
[Kids that's how your mother met your aunt Robin.]
5.5 hours before the wedding…
The next thing I know I'm pinned into a corner with Robin Sparkle's hand cupped tightly over my mouth. Seething with rage, her eyes wide, and her nose flared.
"Yeah… So?" she grunted. "What are you gonna do about it?" she said lower.
"Pee my pants a little? Or a lot! If-f that's what you want.." I said timid staring down. Her hands were back to my mouth but this time her fingers were inside opening it up.
"You don't have any missing teeth, and have all your fingers. SO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT CANADIAN!" she screeched into my ear.
"Nope American… I'm sorry?" I said confused and feeble.
"He didn't put you up to this did he? I mean it's our wedding for pete's sake!" she asked quietly more to herself.
"No one put me up to anything I'm just a huge fan s'all." I answered quickly.
"Really." she stated more than asked, skeptical.
"Oh yeah I may not be Canadian, but I spent a summer there when I was younger. I heard 'Let's Go To the Mall,' and thought now this girl gets me. Hooked ever since." I smiled slyly.
"Oh big fan huh? You probably just saw it on the internet 7 years ago like the rest of America." She scoffed.
"Oh yeah well does the rest of America know about 'Sandcastles In the Sand' 'Let's Go To the Mall's' follow up? Did the rest of America dress up as Robin Sparkles for Halloween?!" I countered.
"What about the moose song?" she opposed.
"Trick question there was no moose song!" I paused, and as she opened her mouth, "But perhaps you're mistaking it for the 'Beaver Song' an inspired song about friendship that was shown on a Canadian kid's show called Space Teens. A show where you and Jessica Glitter used math to solve galactic problems, thanks to Alan Thicke. Which was the actual origin of Robin Sparkles." I said finally taking a breath. She leaned back, looking me in the eyes, and then arched her eyebrows.
"You really dressed as me for Halloween?" she inquired looking almost bashful.
"Yep both Sparkles and Daggers. I was actually so obessed I got one of the limited edition action figures with the rare robot keychain." I blurted out.
"They only made five of those!" she said eagerly.
"I know! It took me like six action figures to find it!" I matched her eagerness.
"Wow you're quite the fan of Robin Sparkles aren't ya?" she asked.
"Well I've seen throughout the years in America as well you were a reporter on Metro News 1. I don't know if you know this but there was a drinking game made-up from those days…" I replied
"Lemme guess you got super wasted because of it?" she asked dryly.
"No way… I'd actually sometimes throw in a few more but-umms for those drunken sluts." I said matter-of-fact.
"Did you ever see Come On, Get Up New York? Like the one where I… I dunno, delivered a baby?!" she asked excitedly.
"Are you kidding I recorded that! And when I feel like I'm losing my faith in humanity I watch again!" I hyped.
"So you've even seen that wow…" she said peculiarly.
"Yeah and of course I saw when you landed that helicopter… You're just so amazing." I said smiling.
"…and now you're here at my wedding…" she laughed nervously, "What are the chances?" she grinned panicky.
"Oh I'm here to play in the band." I chimed in, and she sighed in relief.
"Oh well thank you so much then." She laughed relaxing a bit more.
"No problem, I mean hey if you have the time later maybe we can 'jam out.'" I winked.
"Were you thinking with boozes cause I'm thinking with boozes." She replied seriously.
"Of course how else am I going to convince you to put on some jelly bracelets and a cool graffiti-coat?" I replied just as seriously.
"You have those on you?" she asked concerned.
"Had costumes in a box, and my ex-boyfriend put them in another bag so I accidentally packed them." I shrugged.
[The way your mother and your aunt Robin explain it they spent the next hour and a half in her room singing 'Let's Go To the Mall,' 'Sandcastles In the Sand,' and 'P.S. I Love You.']
"Not to kill the buzz or anything but you're getting married in like 4 hours shouldn't you be getting ready by maybe not drinking?" I ask.
"I'll be fine…" she said smacking her hand down my face.
"Okay. Thanks for the rocking out by the way. You're music has always gotten me pumped." I said.
"Really?" she awed.
"Yep I think Robin Sparkles was one of the sparks to my band, also playing three different inscruments helped." I smiled.
"Ya know if I didn't think Lily would get jealous I'd say I'd just made another best friend." She longingly.
"You don't mean Lily Aldrin do you? Wife to Big Fudge Judge Marshall Eriksen, and Parents of Marvin Waitforit… Eriksen?" I asked.
"Did you meet them here already?" she asked surprised.
"I actually came here with both of them." I replied.
"They came separately." She said.
"I know I almost left and ended up giving a ride to Marshall. Band thing, with this bad guy Darren." I said his name darkly.
"Ugh Darren." She gagged.
"See you've had the rotten luck of meeting him too. Well he got what he had coming to him. The best man give him a black eye!" I said with delight.
"I know I was there when it happened." She said smiling.
"Oh well you can tell him then to thank him I got him that scotch." I stated.
"That was you!? Do you like scotch?" she asked as if she was verging on tears.
"Why else I order for someone if I didn't know how great it was?" I asked flatly.
"I don't normally do this, but bring it in give me a hug." She said while closing her arms around me, "Yep we're gonna be great friends!" she said, and I smiled.
"Well I do need to start getting ready if you still want music at your wedding." I state.
"Yeah me too." She replies, as I exit her room she yells, "See you later bestie!"
"Was that Lily?" Ted asked doing a double take watching the definite 'not Lily' walked away from him.
"Naw that's… Huh never even got her name. No matter I will be calling her 'bestie' for the rest of our days." Robin replied.
"How are you going to talk to her again if you don't even know her name?" Ted asked matter-of-fact.
"Because Teddy boy she's in the wedding. I'll point her out to you later since I've decided she going apart of our group." Robin responded smiling.
"Riiight well Lily says your wedding dress isn't going to put it self on." Ted reminded.
"Right I'm coming." Robin said.
The End