How to piss off Shadow
I'm a big Shadow fan, so sorry Shads
Dye his quills blue and give him to Amy as a gift
Steal his rings and tell him Sonic did it
Laugh seeing Sonic getting beaten to death
When he comes up to you yell "MURDER" while pointing at his quills and RUN AWAY
Tell him Rouge is dead
Call him a failed experiment of Black Doom
Remind him that Black Doom is his father
While he's trying to remember his, tell him it sucked and RUN FOR IT, LAUGHING LIKE A MAD MAN IN THE PROCESS
Tell him Maria never liked him, just took pity on him(If you value your life, DON'T DO THIS ONE!!)
Chaos the Hellhound, over and out