Hello Peepers! This is Hikari Kaiya and Dude of Darkness a.k.a. soulmaster2250. We both have written this and hope that you fall in love with it.

DoD: What we don't want that! We just want some laughs!

HK: T.T Fine! Well we hope ya like it or I will send my Yami Karyan after you.

DoD: You have a Yami! Sheesh if I didn't know any better I would think you were the Yami.

Karyan: How dare you insult my Hikari! Die!

DoD being chased by Karyan

HK: T.T Well read the story!

Disclaimer: We don't own Sly Cooper not even the games. DoD rented and borrowed the games.

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Chapter One- The Bomb, the breakout, the interview and the poor blue bird

Two creatures sat around a table looking over a case file. The name that was printed on the file was John Silvermoon, a known coyote assassin, but his case file said that he was half wolf and half coyote. The picture that was clipped to the outside of the file showed a young creature with a leather cowboy hat, leather vest, and blue jeans. ( and cute little wolfie tail. Wait this is my brother's character! AHHHHHHH! starts to run around screaming soulmaster hits her on head Get back to writing!) He had emerald eyes and brownish grey fur. It said in the case file that his most favored weapons were Omega-Howler B24, and a whip that his family was skilled at using. (Whip cream Yummy! soulmaster No food, and don't drool on the keyboard! Hikari Kaiya Ding!)

" What's the plan, Bently?" asked a racoon that wore a added mask around his eyes and a blue tunic. The turtle with the glasses that sat across from him looked up.

" Well Sly, we have to seek into the prison, bust him loose, and not get caught while doing it. Don't flirt with Detective Fox!"

" Oh it's that easily. Oh and don't worry about the warrior princess. I got it in the bag." For some reason Bently didn't believe the little bitty part that Sly said about Detective Fox, but he didn't say anything. Instead he rolled his eyes at his friend and partner in crime. While Bently was thinking, Sly stood up and started to walk out the door.

" I'll be back with our new friend soon. Make sure the place is clean, Bently." Sly walked out, leaving Bently looking around the hideout seeing it as a total mess.

" Sly! Wait!" To late the door had already slammed leaving Bently and the mess inside. Whispering to himself, " But it was your turn to clean the hideout, Sly." Sighing Bently turned around and started to clean the mess for the 20th time in a row, in as many days. " Why do I even bother to clean if it just gets dirty, and looks like a bomb went off. Wait a bomb actually did last night. I have to remember to keep the high-tech stuff away from those two."

Flashback

Bently was sitting at his desk working on a new gadget. It was supposed to be a voice activated bomb, and when you said the right words it went off.

" Yey Bently. What'cha doin'," asked his purple friend, Murray.

" A voice activated bomb," said Bently in a bored voice.

" Oh... May I see?"

" No, I am still working the bugs out of it." Sly slowly crept up while Murray was distracting Bently. Bently turned around and noticed that the bomb was missing. 'Crap!' Bently thought. "SLY GIVE BACK THE BOMB NOW!"

" I don't have any bomb," said Sly as innocently as he could which wasn't very good.

" Sly," Bently paused. " Give me the BOMB! Now!"

" Bently, how does it work?" asked Murray.

Automatically, Bently answered. " It is a voice automated bomb. Say the password and it goes off."

" What's the password?" Murray asked again.

" It's C.O.O.P.E.R." said Bently.

Sly raised an eyebrow. " Cooper?"

Beep!

" Crap!" Bently says as his eyes go big as he hears the beep.

Beep!

" Hit the FLOOR!" Bently shouted. Sly threw the bomb out the window.

Beep...Beep...Beep...Beep...Beep..Beepbeepbeepbeepbeep! BOOM! The walls of the hide out shuck in the shock waves. Slowly the three friends got off the floor. The wall on the west wall was blasted in a ridged shape. Almost looking like a tree with a bird sitting on a branch.

" That's IT! NO MORE TOUCHING MY STUFF!" Bently yelled. Sly and Murray nodded dumbly still getting over what almost happened with them.

End Flashback

Bently sighed as he remembered and also started to clean the base again.

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A female white tiger flopped down onto her bed in her small apartment. " What an exhausting interview. All that the Detective talked about was that Cooper person thingy." she said to herself. Sighing she sat up and turned on the television that was against the wall that was opposite side of the foot of the bed. She sat the remote back on the bed.

"... This is the latest news. The assassin John Silvermoon has broken out of jail..."

The tiger stared at the television in anger.

" He just had to ruin the plans like always. He can never follow the plans! Grrr. The bastard!" she said while turning off the television, grabbing her trench coat and putting her twin markov guns into their holsters on either side of her hip and hiding her double-edged sword on her back with her coat.

" Now I have to all the way across town to meet him at the meeting point. The bastard, can't wait to get out!" She slammed the door on the way out remembering to lock her door.

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Sly was creeping in the shadows dodging the guards as he moved towards the high security cells. He stopped when he heard two guards talking. He stopped to listen to what they were saying.

" Do you know about the new prisoner that we have in the E wing?" asked the first guard to the second.

" Hell yeah. I did, Rip! He almost blasted my head off with that gun of his."

" Yey, do you want and have some beer?"

" Aren't we supposed to be well, guarding?"

" No one's going to break in here! Not with the high-tech system we've got."

'Some system,' Sly thought. ' I got through it just fine.'

" Well I guess we can," said the second guard and they walked off.

' So if I heard right, which I did, I need to get to the E wing. Now where is it?' Looking around, he saw a map that showed how to get to all of the different wings. 'Numbskulls!' He thought dryly.

"Sly, can you hear me?" said a voice coming out of the biocucoms.

" Yes Bently, I can. Now what do I need to get John out of his cell?"

" Well, Sly. You need to go to the contraband office and get John's weapons back. Murray will meet you there. Then you two will go on to the E wing. On the way to the contraband office, swipe a I.D. card from one of the guards. When you get that and are at the right cell, swipe it into the slot to open the door."

" When there's a pocket to be picked, breaking criminals out of jail, I am your raccoon." Sly answered back.

" Oh and Sly, NO FUNNY BUSINESS!"

" Aw... you mean no Detective Fox time?"

" Especially that!"

" You're a real party pooper, you know that?"

" Just get the mission done, Sly. Murray will meet you at the contraband office. Now get going." With that the link was shut off.

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In the E wing of the prison, there was a faint voice singing. The voice sounded like nails on a chalkboard, singing " This is the song that never ends. It goes on and on my friends... Some people started singing it not knowing what it was... and they'll continue singing it forever because it's the song that never end-"

" I TOLD YOU TO STOP SINGING THAT RA DAMN SONG. IF I HEAR YOU SINGING IT ONE MORE TIME! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN TOMORROW, AND WHILE NO GUARDS ARE LOOKING. I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU OUT MYSELF!" Immediately the voice stopped sing. " Ah... finally some peace and qui-"

" Psst... Are you John Silvermoon?"

"Arggh! No I'm the big bad wolf. Of course I'm John Silvermoon. Why do you want to know?" said the coyote to the two figures that stood outside his cell door.

" We're here to break you out."

" Do you work for Karyan Blaze?" John asked the smaller, slender figure.

" Nope. Never heard of her."

" Then who are you then?"

" Names Sly Cooper, Master thief and this is my friend and partner Murray."

" Well nice to meet ya. Now why are you breaking me out again?"

" Well we need your help with a job that we have coming up. We need your, shall we say experience."

" Well then break me out." John said while sitting up from his single sized bed. Sly pulled out a I.D. card and swiped it the required slot. " Well that was dramatic," John said sarcastically. He grabbed what he had in the cell which was only his hat, since he was wearing his clothes.

" Here you might what these back." Sly said handing John his beloved gun back, and also handing him his equally beloved whip.

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Detective Fox sat in her office looking over the new agent's file. As far as she could tell she had a clean record. A really clean one at that. While looking at the file a urgent knock sounded around the room.

" Detective, John Silvermoon just escaped. And that's not all of it," said a police officer.

" Well out with it officer," Carmelita growled.

" Um... well he was there, and left his calling card too," the officer said clearly not saying Sly's name, because now a days it started the detective on a never ending rant about the thief.

" WHAT!" Carmelita yelled. " Well what are you standing there for! He might still be near by! Get all the troops out there!"

"Um... well... John broke out about three hours ago, and we didn't find out until now." Carmelita started to swore in Spanish.

" Fine, but put some of our resources into getting Silvermoon, and Cooper's gang in prison. Now go!" The officer didn't need to be told twice. He ran and slammed the door not wanting to be around for the famous Cooper rant. Carmelita sighed and tried to relief her on coming headache. Sitting there she started to think about the raccoon thief, she blushed when she remembered there kiss after defeating Clockwerk, the first time. Grabbing something on her desk, she threw it across the room. Hearing it break, she said. " CURSE YOU COOPER!"

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Miles away Sly felt a tremor going down his back and a ringing in his ears.

" Um... someone is thinking about me and in a romantic way too."

" How do ya know, Sly?" asked John.

" Cooper family secret," Sly said.

" Oh. Wait I have to meet someone at the old abandoned church."

" Who?" asked Sly.

" Karyan Blaze."

" Isn't there a way to meet her somewhere else? Like at the park or something?"

" Nope, because we always agreed that if I got out before she could get me out then we have to meet each other there. And besides she can get us inside information from the police station. Also Sly why don't you want to go to the church?"

" That's where we had my parents funeral."

" Sorry to hear about your loss." Murray changed directions to the church. Sly called Bently and told him the change in plans and directions. John just sat in the back being quiet and babying his gun. (Awwwww!)

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The female white tiger placed back and forth. Muttering curses under her breath.

" Where is that good-for-nothin' coyote! Making me wait. Probably stopped on the way at a all-you-can-eat buffet. Typical!"

" HONEY! I'M HOME!" said a male voice as he slammed the church doors open. John Silvermoon walked in like he owned the place, with his big goofy grin and eyes laughing.

" WHAT TOOK YOU SO RA DAMN LONG! I HAVE BEEN WAITING HERE FOR TWO HOURS! WHAT KEPT YOU!" the tiger yelled.

" Well Karyan, we stopped to eat a bite to eat, and the next thing ya now it's been three hours."

" Figures! Ya just had to stop and eat didn't ya?"

" Well prison food doesn't fill ya up like it should."

" SO! What happened to the plan! I was supposed to get into the police station, to work and get close enough to jimmy ya out."

" Jimmy?" asked John with a raised eyebrow.

" Yes, Jimmy." Karyan looked behind John for the first time. Noticing three others. "Um... who are those people?"

" Oh these are the people that got me out of jail. The masked dude is Sly Cooper. The burly purple dude is Murray, and the turtle in the glassed it Bently."

" Sly Cooper, ya say? Well the detective that I had a interview with today wouldn't shut the Ra damn up about him."

Sly's eyes started to sparkle. " Really! Who?"

" Um... Detective Carmelita Fox."

" What she say about me?"

" Um... I don't remember."

" WHAT! HOW CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER!"

" Well... it was the blue bird."

" Not the blue bird thing again," sighed John.

" Hey! It's not my fault that they keep hitting the windows!" yelled Karyan.

" Well it happens every time that you get a new job, and eventually blow the place sky high!"

" Hey! It's not my fault either that the explosives always end up at the place, and that they some how light and go boom!" Sly and the gang stood there wondering if John's partner was right in the head.

' What did we get ourselves into!' thought Bently, mentally promising to hide all of the TNT, bombs, and other many things.

" So what happens to the blue bird?" asked Murray.

" Well..."

flashback

Karyan Blaze sat in the seat across from Detective Fox, who was behind her desk. " So why did you apply here?"

" Well I heard this is the busiest police station and I like action."

" The reason we are so busy is because of Sly Cooper and his gang of thieves." Carmelita started on her famous rant, the only thing to stop her is Sly actually stealing something, but that wasn't going to happen anytime soon.

Karyan turned her gaze to the window, that was behind Carmelita. She saw a blue bird flying right into the window. ' OH NO! Not again!' she thought.

Bam! The bird hit the window, Carmelita didn't even stop talking. ' THE POOR BLUE BIRD!'

" Agent Blaze! Are you listening?" Karyan nodding dumbly, thinking ' THE POOR BLUE BIRD!' she kept saying hysterically in her mind. The bird started to slide down the window, while it started to smoke. ' Oh no! Don't burn! Don't burn! Don't burn!' she chanted. Hearing her thoughts, it did the opposite. It burst into flames, landing on the carpet. ' THE POOR BLUE BIRD!'

"Agent Blaze! Are you listening." Carmelita yelled. Karyan stared at her in disbelief! How can she not smell the smoke? Looking back at the bird, the fire had went out. It started to crawl slowly towards Karyan. ' THE POOR, CREEPY BLUE BIRD! STAY AWAY!' As if hearing her thoughts the bird shook it's head and continued to crawl towards her. ' CAN YOU HEAR MY THOUGHTS!' It nodded it's head. ' AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!' Karyan screamed.

" Agent Blaze! Are you listening!"

" NO! THERE'S A BLUE BIRD IN HERE AND IT'S INJURED!"

" What?" Carmelita looked down and saw the bird crawling. She screeched. A officer came in, saw the bird, grabbed it and took it out. To Ra knows where.

" Well that's it for today. You're accepted! See you tomorrow at ten in the morning sharp!" Karyan practically ran out of the place.

End Flashback

" See I'm not crazy, John! They follow me, and I think they are trying to kill me!" Karyan yelled.

" Well you are the blue bird killer," John said laughing at the end.

" How many birds have died so far?" asked Bently.

" Um... I think 150, but I am not sure," said Karyan. " How many jobs have I applied for, John?"

" 152," he said in a dead panned voice.

" Oh, that many I could of swore it was 150."

" When you became my partner and when you had the interview with the detective."

" But that one didn't die!"

" But it still hit the window, caught on fire, and for the first time crawled."

" Why is that the first time?" asked Sly.

" None had survived to crawl, because they either die hitting the window or die when caught on fire. Not to mention the funny farm."

" What! I have prove that they are stalking me! The bird confirmed it! So I am not crazy!"

" Did you know that crazy people say they aren't crazy when really they are," said Bently.

" GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! DIE!" Karyan says. John grabs her in mid leap making her fall to the ground. " OWIE! BAKA COYOTE!"

" Well it's time to go. Let's head back to the hide out, and John keep your partner from destroying our place!" says Bently.

" Aye, aye captain." John said in a mocking voice.

" I am going back to my place and try to get over my sugar high," says Karyan and walks out leaving Sly and the Gang staring in disbelief.

" Is she always like that with sugar?" asked Bently.

" Yep, and you get used to it after awhile. Also whatever you do DON'T give her pixy stixs! She actually bounces off the walls," said John. " Well let's head out."

They walked out of the church, all members of the Sly Cooper gang wondering if they made a right choice in getting John Silvermoon out of jail. Well it was to late now.

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HK: So how did you like it? There will be more soon I hope.

DoD: If you try to flame us you will give my weapons more power! holds up a gun that can only be found on Racket and Clank

HK: We also don't own the Title of Racket and Clank. DoD only owns the first game, and rented the other two.

DoD and Karyan ( who have made up their differences): Review or fear our wrath!

HK: Brothers and Yamis. T.T They never change.