Bubba: enjoy a dash of Overlord/Lloyd because I'm losing my mind.
Bringer of Evil
The ex-ninja's face was completely red. He was totally regretting what he had done. He had just told the Overlord about his time with all the serpentine and the embodiment of darkness was choking he was laughing so hard.
"Why are you laughing so hard!?"
"It's...Just...so...funny..." The Overlord gasped, still laughing.
"No it's not! I was stupid!"
"Stupid but adorably funny!"
"Nu-uh!"
"Bringer of evil? Oh my god..." He laughed even harder.
"UGH!" Lloyd stood up and started walking away.
"No, love, don't go!" The purplette called out.
"I don't get why it's so funny!" Lloyd stopped.
"It's so cute though! You honestly did try!"
"That part of my life was horrible! I had nothing at all but tribes of stupid snakes that always betrayed me! And it was all useless because whatever I did was shattered right in front of me, my whole childhood was!"
"And all my thousands of years of planning on a tiny excuse of an island were shattered in front of me, too! Thousands of years and I never even had a childhood. At least you got your happy ending, while my ending won't ever even happen."
"I guess we both suck at being evil..." The blonde muttered, sitting back down.
"Nah, I'm pretty good at it, you and your grandfather just had to stop me. I am the embodiment of evil after all."
Lloyd rolled his eyes.
"How about you become your title? I'm Evil, so bring me somewhere."
"I'm sure that's not what I had in mind when I was ten."
"It's a major improvement. C'mon. Bring me wherever you want."
"Fine... As long as you stop laughing."
And then they did the frick frack.