AN: Warning this is completely free styled, background stories still being the same for Spider-man/Peter Parker and Deadpool/Wade Wilson. Does not go off the comic books and is loosely related to the movies. Contains many OCs, and is a whole generation below the original characters.
I do not own any of the characters except my own OCs.
Summary: A hero's life always moves forward, spider man and deadpool are no different. Having gotten older Peter Parker married MJ and Wade Wilson, not going the traditional route, has a couple kids of his own. These are their stories, of love, of life, and of hardships.
Today was a normal day, except I woke up late, with a morning boner. I cursed as I got dressed waiting for it to go down by thinking of random things, my mother called me down stairs and it was gone.
"Seriously August! Waking up late again!" My mother, Mary Jane Parker, exclaimed.
"Sorry mom I had another late night last night." I answered quickly grabbing a granola bar for breakfast.
"You better catch that bus, cause I'm not driving you." She warned letting her red hair sway to the side as she met my eyes.
"Yes mom." I said as I ran out the door.
I briskly walked to the bus stop keeping my head down, in my family, apparently, it's inherited to be the nerd and kid that's always bullied.
The bus came and I quickly got on, searching for the first empty seat, which was half way down the bus. I sat silently, keeping myself cut off from everyone else, I had this natural ability to disappear, it kept things easier.
I got to school with ease and then came walking in the hallways, it was so crowded you think it'd be one huge traffic jam.
Then came the popular kids, who everyone parted for, actually no one really knew if they were popular, bullies, or vigilantes, but they sure stood out.
It was five girls who where a part of it, the leader of the group was named Cassandra, she was gorgeous.
She had long brown hair with gold highlights, her eyes were a honey green, she had a rocking awesome body. She was the one who did all the work in that group, the rest were just girls that had fallen for her charm, it was a publically known fact that she was a lesbian. Yet that didn't stop me for falling for her, or any other boy for that matter. I felt that I was different though, since I had loved her since I was in kindergarten, I had started school in kindergarten, because before that I couldn't control my more gifted talents. I was instantly bullied for my small shape and size, she was the one who gave the bullies her left and right hook, ever since then I never looked back.
I signed depressed though, I was quite sure that every boy that fell for her would feel as if they were special, yet we all had no chance with her since she was a full on lesbian.
I quickly went to my class not wanting to destroy my perfect record of never having a tardy, or anything bad for that matter.
As long as I kept all of my grades up I was given full access to the suit, that my father had gotten for me.
The school day passed with the same boring classes, and since I had read ahead I already knew what was happening.
My foot was rapidly tapping as I sat on the bus waiting for it to get to my stop. As soon as it did I ran out and down the street heading strait for my home, I barged in and ran up to my room.
"August your father said to meet him at the same spot as usual, though he'll be late." My mother called up.
"Alright mom." I yelled down already stripping my clothes off and hurriedly reaching for my suit in the closet.
As soon as I got it on, I jumped out the window and swung up to the roof as I started running across, heading to the more downtown area of New York. As soon as the buildings got bigger I simply shot out my webs and swung from building to building. It didn't take long for me to reach the usual roof me and my dad hung out on, well more like simply chatted for short periods of time.
"Hey kiddo." He greeted and I could tell he was smiling through the spider man mask.
My suit was a cheap knock off of my fathers, it didn't take long for the media to figure out I must be his kid.
"Hey, mother said you'd be late?"
"Tony let me go early, he said since you were related to me you would end up doing something stupid and causing trouble for the rest of us." He replied.
"What! Mr. Stark said that! But I would neve-"
"Yes of course you won't, for now, you haven't hit your rebellious phase yet, so everyone just seems to be waiting for that." My father explained.
I pouted completely upset that none of the avengers seemed to think I wouldn't go through a rebellious phase.
"Don't worry, if you don't in the next five or so years then you can say that you proved them all wrong, until then just sit tight and keep working your way up." He said lightly patting my shoulder.
"Whatever." I signed, "What's my job for today?" I asked moving on.
"I want you patrolling the west side today, help whoever needs it, don't stay out after ten, you know how your mother feels about that."
I nodded my head once and then turned to go where he asked me, but I felt his hand grab my shoulder.
I turned to face him, my eyes reaching his, since I was the same height as him.
"Also stay away from Deadpools off-spring, they are usually on that side of town, and they could try to unmask you."
I nodded my head again, knowing that to my dad it was a huge thing to keep are identities hidden, I then left.
I wasn't the only kid of a superhero, though I am not even sure what Deadpool is, some say he's evil others say he's good, it was all just a confusing subject. I had never met the guy in person but my father told me crazy stories about them, since apparently Deadpool was convinced him and my father were best friends.
Even though my father told me again and again to stay away from deadpool and his off-spring, I didn't really have a choice in the matter.
I remember the day I met Deadpools child, my father had never specified if it was a boy or a girl, so when a sexy women jumped onto the roof I had been on, wearing the colors and suit type for Deadpool, I nearly had a heart attack.
We had both never seen each other's face, and we didn't know each other's name, but I actually really enjoyed hanging out with her. Though her perverted sense of humor sometimes crossed the line. We had kept our relationship a secret from everybody, even she hadn't told her dad.
So whenever I was assigned for the west side I purposely looked for her, as well as looking for criminals, but it was nice to have some company who understood this side of me.
I quickly got to the west side, by swinging, but once I was there I just walked on the roofs since I was just doing a patrol, like always, it was best to go slower.
I had so far saved a car from being robbed, a apartment from being broken into and an old ladies purse from being stolen.
It was almost nine, and I was starving, I had forgotten to grab something before I left the house, which happened on a regular basis. I was walking on the edge of a roof just dawdling a bit, since I couldn't hear anybody actually needing my help.
A sudden weight came from behind latching itself on my back as it squealed, "Spider-Boy!" making me fall off the roof having to use my web to pull back up into the roof, with the thing still attached.
Once I was back on the roof I shoved off the weight and turned to glare at it.
She raised her arms in self defense, with smirk that could be seen through her mask.
"What do you think you're doing!?" I demanded.
She giggled, "I was just coming to see you beautiful boy, I mean who could resist all of that lean muscle, and ESPECIALLY that butt. I mean look at it, you are quite sexy darling~" She purred.
I did an obvious head roll that would show I was rolling my eyes.
"Whatever did you come to help or distract?" I asked with a hand gesture.
She then held up a bag I hadn't noticed before, "Does this answer your question?"
I immediately recognized it as her favorite Mexican fast food, my stomach growled just thinking about it, and she noticed.
I blushed a bit at her laughter but I then shrugged my shoulders, "I guess I could take a break."
She giggled at my acceptance, and we both sat on the edge of the roof swinging our legs as we chomped down on multiple tacos and chimichangas.
I then let out a tired sigh as I sat there, which did not go unnoticed by her.
"Something on your mind?" She asked in a casual tone.
I just groaned it out, "My father, and apparently everyone else, thinks that I'm going to go through a rebellious phase."
She was quiet for a second till she fell on her back laughing her head off, scaring the crap outta me.
"Uh, what?" I asked hesitantly unsure why she found this all so funny.
She calmed down enough to speak, "Dude you are in your rebellious phase!"
"What! No I'm not!" I quickly denyed.
She then looked me in the eyes, "Think about it." She emphasized, "What does your dad tell you about me and my father?"
"To avoid you at all costs." I answered immediately.
"And yet," She yelled, "Here you are with me, and half the time you're patrolling you are with me, against your father's orders!"
I then thought about what she had said.
"Holy Sh*t you're right!" I said pointing at her.
"Whoa! Don't curse too much this Fan Fiction is only T rated!" She burst at me.
"Uh wat?" I said totally not getting what she just said.
"Whatever you'll never understand." She brushed off.
I then tried to get back on topic, "But that's so weird, because I have never gotten in trouble in school and all my grades are strait A's and I always do what my father tells me to, the only rule I broke was meeting up with you!"
She shrugged, "Everyones rebellious phase is different, yours is just smaller than most people's."
We both then heard a scream from down below as our heads snapped downward then back up to make eye contact.
I saw the smirk on her face as she sang, "Showtime~!" we both moved our masks back down to cover our whole faces.
As we jumped down I was able to noticed it was a women being harassed by five men as they were trying to strip her down to do more vulgar things with her.
I was quick to shoot my first web and get the main two guys off of her.
I heard the click of a gun and didn't hesitate to rip it out of Deadpools daughters hand.
"Its not like I was going to kill him~" She whined, "Just shoot his knee cap and make him unable to walk." She smiled.
I shook my head no and got back to tying the guys up, she helped by hand to hand combat, knocking at least three of the men out.
When we were done the women, who was previously being assaulted, looked up from her cowering pose. My partner then walked over to her and held out a hand.
The girl slowly accepted it, and she helped her to her feet.
"My dear might I just say what a gorgeous wonderful women you are, your eyes sink into my soul and make my knees go weak, to come upon a creature such as yourself is quite a rare chance for me. Might our paths cross in the future, it would be such a shame if you were to go to anybody else but me."
The girl was blushing at the other girls words, I stood on the sidelines quite use to her weird antics of seducing any women we come upon and save.
"Now hurry home my love, let us not let anything scratch that pretty face of yours."
The girl being completely speechless eagerly nodded her head and left the alley quickly.
After the girl left I handed her gun back to her.
"Was seducing her really necessary?" I asked.
"Yolo right?" She said right back.
I rolled my eyes, "Considering who your father is I don't think that applys to you."
She then clapped hands randomly, "Speaking of names!"
"We weren't speaking of names." I interrupted blandly.
"You still haven't called me by what I told you too."
I felt a bit of heat rise to my cheeks at the memory of what she wanted me to call her.
"I'll call you the name of whatever the media calls you." I said.
She sighed in annoyance, "but they haven't noticed me yet, just call me it, it'd be weird if you just referred to me as you or her all the time."
I moaned, "I am not going to call you sassy frass all the time."
She then giggled, "That's Ms. Sassy Frass to you."
I ignored her antics and decided to check the time.
"Crap! It's ten fifteen! My parents are gonna kill me!" I burst, I didn't hesitate to shoot a web near a tall building, "See you!" I frantically waved to Sassy.
"Bye." She waved back in a much calmer voice.
I raced through the city in a mad dash to get home, once I got to the suburbs area where we lived I sprinted across all of the houses.
Until finally I got to my own home and slipped into the window with grace landing on my feet without a sound. I thought I was free but the a light turned on and just like one of those childish movies there was my mom sitting in a chair staring at me.
"Where were you, August, at this time of night?" She asked calmly, too calmly.
"Ah, I am so sorry mom, I got caught up in saving this women from these guys and I totally lost track of time." I immediately apologized trying to back away from the subject.
"Next time be more careful, you had me worried, you could have been kidnapped!" She reprimanded.
"Yes mother." I said going with whatever she said.
"Now off to bed, you have a math test tommorrow and me and your father are expecting you to get an A." She smiled.
I nodded my head and hurried up to bed, quickly changing out of my suit and trying to get some sleep.
Today had been a very normal day.