Alright, me and KamaraKitsuia were sitting, me in the L crouch (Yes, a big fan of L is amoung you, and this one was acting like L way before she even knew about him oO), and before long her dog came up and sniffed my back side. After that, we came up with these.

1. With the name 'L' people might make jokes about it. For instance 'Hey, Loser' or 'Lady!'

2. Someone could easily switch sugar with salt. THEN what do you think will happen? To much salt could be very bad for the body. Especially when you are going through sugar withdrawl.

3. In the L crouch, when you are in a normal, rolling chair, any creature (including humans ) could come around and sniff your ass just like that. Especially, as KamaraKitsuia's mom calls her dog, Licious, or, what I call her. Spotdigus, or any of the other names her family has.

4. Wearing the same thing every day could get pretty stinky...

5. Would you have super weak bones and all that because you don't really drink milk? You only have milk with your coffee, which you also put a lot of sugar in, remember. Can not forget the sugar...

6. Wait...with all that candy...Wouldn't you always be sugar high? Really...Not even the normal human can eat THAT much sugar! Oh well. Some can exceed others...

7. With those baggy eyes or what ever, do you just not sleep or wear eye liner? Which is it?

8. What the hell is up with your Kira obssesion!! You made someone freaking follow Light for hell's sake!

9. Did you think before you put the hand-cuffs on and fight Light? You went flying along with him...

10. Y'know, you gave perfect ground for Yaoi people...

Kana: YOU! Speak, or I shoot... -has a gun pointed at Likoodle's tiny...tiny head-

Likoodle: Fine! Likana and KamaraKitsuia do not hate L. Infact, Likana absolutely loves L, maybe even obssesive. Though, there are other characters she likes. Kamara, on the other hand, does not care. This was all just a random thing they came up with, alrighty? Oh! These two do not own Death Note! If they did, L would not have died...And Kira would have most obviously taken over the world and NOT die!

Kamara: Bad puppy...-pokes dog- No sniffing people's backsides...