Just an idea I thought up... enjoy~

Light Yagami sighed and adjusted his tie one last time before stepping into school that he would be attending for the next few months, Ouran Gakuen. As part of the search for Kira, both he and L had been transferred in order to observe the other students for suspicious activity.

Walking up the first set of stairs that led to his homeroom, Light glanced around at the so-called prestigious school. Damn he thought. These rich bastards sure have it nice. Guess it'll be a lot more fun killing people here than back home. He walked ahead, trying his best to ignore Ryuk's growls of disapproval to their current surroundings. According to Ryuk, L had hacked into the school's computer system and had enrolled them in different years for a bigger variety of students to study, L being a second year, and Light being a first year.

Light stopped at room 1-C and opened the door.

"Oh my god!"

"So Hot!"

"Unapproachable!"

Compliments flung at him like knives, considering he already hated almost everyone. Almost.

He took a seat in the very back corner, leaning back in his chair and resting his feet on his desk.

"Um, excuse me," squeaked a girl wearing a baggy sweatshirt and huge glasses. "Mind if I sit next to you?" She asked politely, gesturing around her that it was the only seat open.

Light ignored her, letting her sit wherever the hell she wanted.

"Oh, Okay. I'm Fujioka Haruhi by the way."

"Light," was all he said in reply.

The class was uneventful and boring, except for an interruption from a set of twins who decided to play gay fags for awhile.

The bell rang and Light walked towards the door.

"Light?" asked the same girl as before.

"Yes?" he replied as politely as he could, which really wasn't very polite so it came out like a growl.

"Well, since your new here and all, I was thinking we could study together so we could get to know each other."

"Whatever." He said shrugging, and gestured for her to lead the way.

'You think maybe she's "Kira"' Ryuk said laughing. As usual Light glared at him to shut him up, then continued on his ignoring streak.

Haruhi led Light to a door that said Music Room 3. "If they have 3 music rooms, I'm sure this one isn't in use." She said as she was opening the door.

A white light appeared out of seemingly nowhere and blinded the two as an array of flower petals pelted them in the face.

"What is this?" Light mumbled as he found himself staring at a group of men.

"THIS is the Ouran Academy Host Club, that I, Tamaki Suoh, am the crowned prince of. So nice of you two to be so openly gay-"

"WHAT?" screeched Haruhi and Light at the same time.

"Gay? I'm not even a gu-" Haruhi started.

"Shush! You don't have to keep making excuses, I won't tell." Tamaki said with a wink.

"What kind of sick bastard are you?" Haruhi asked bluntly. She backed away from the blonde, but bumped into something. "Oh, I'm sorry." She said, but whatever it was that she hit had already fallen, making a loud crash as hundreds of tiny fragments flew across the room.

"YOU!" yelled a voice. Light and Haruhi both turned their heads to look at a really creepy demon wearing glasses. "That vase was SUPPOSED to be auctioned off TONIGHT! STARTING at EIGHT MILLION YEN!"

Haruhi gulped. "I-I'm SO sorry!"

"You think 'sorry's gonna cut it?" said the black haired boy. "You really think that saying 'sorry's gonna make eight million yen? You've got HELL to pay!" he said darkly.

"Shut up." Light said rather annoyed. Who the hell did these people think they were?

"You dare tell me to shut up! You BOTH are working to pay this off!"

"And why me?" Light asked.

Of course, he was ignored as Tamaki started speaking. "So, I see you've met Kyouya Ootori. He runs our business here in the host club."

Wait. Did he just say host club? Host Club… like one of those places where stupid, ugly girls who couldn't get dates paid to have some random guy sleep with her? Oh Hell Fucking No Way was he going to work here to pay off a debt that he didn't even owe.

"I'm outta here…" Light mumbled, as he started to turn around.

"And where do you think," Said an orange-haired boy.

"You're going?" Finished his twin, both of whom Light recognized as the weirdo creeps in his class.

"Light Yagami, class 1-C, new to Ouran" said Kyouya.

"What?" Light asked startled at how some guy he's never seen before had known that about him.

"Haruhi Fujioka, also class 1-C, and a scholarship student," Kyouya stated again.

"Oh! So you're a commoner!" Tamaki squealed in delight.

"It appears so Tono!" said the twins, who had moved out of Light's way and were now standing next to Tamaki.

Light just stood there, trying to comprehend what it was that was happening.

"So, Light-chan, what are you gonna do when you work here?" asked a little boy with blonde hair.

Light looked down at the small boy. "What the… do you even go to this school?"

"Yep! I'm Mitsukuni, nice to meet you," the boy said gleefully.

"Mitsukuni…" said a taller, more masculine dark haired boy.

"This is Mori-sempai" said the boy.

Mori slowly lifted Mitsukuni up and held him on his shoulders. "Oh, you've met the rest of the host club," said Tamaki suddenly. "Hunny and Mori are both third years here."

"Third years…?" Light asked, not wanting to believe that the little boy was actually older than him.

"Yep," chirped Hunny.

"Tamaki, I think you should assign them to their jobs now." Kyouya said, apparently still pissed off about the vase.

Tamaki sighed. "Alright."

The twins, who were still gaping about Haruhi's 'commoner' status, finally left her and went to stand next to Tamaki and the rest of the host club. Haruhi approached Light, and they both knew they would regret the words that were going to come out of Tamaki's mouth.

"You two," Tamaki started, gesturing towards them, "will now begin your life as hosts." He finished grandly, with a sparkle in his eye that made Light want to punch him right then and there. As soon as he'd said it, Mori ran over and handed Haruhi a box of contact lenses while the twins tossed her a brand new uniform. "Go get dressed." Tamaki ordered and Haruhi was shooed away by the twins.

After Haruhi was gone, Tamaki looked Light up and down. "Sandy brown hair with an emo cut, sterling brown eyes, crisp uniform… AHA! You can be our bad-boy type."

"...Bad Boy?" Light asked wide-eyed

"No, no Tama-chan" Hunny spoke up. "Light-chan's NICE, he can be the Gentleman."

"But I'M the prince here!" Tamaki said pouting.

"Looks like Tono"

"Doesn't have any self esteem," The twins added.

"NO! You're wrong! I DO!" Tamaki yelled. "FINE."

Light was speechless for a moment until he finally croaked out a nervous, "…Gentleman…?"

"Yes." Kyouya answered him. "And because you talked back, you will have to pay just as much as Haruhi, so you both have a quota of 100 customers."

Light inwardly yelled his head off at himself for getting involved in all of this.

Haruhi came back just mere moments later, looking a hell of a lot better than she did before. In her straight new tux jacket and black pants… wait, WHAT? A GUY'S uniform? But Haruhi was a GIRL. Geez, if Tamaki gave her a guy's uniform, he was obviously blind, as was the rest of the club for not speaking up.

Ah, well, I'm just not gonna say anything. I'm gonna see wait to see what happens… Light thought.

Suddenly, yet another white light appeared out of nowhere, and Tamaki threw a fistful of petals in the air, yelling out a mighty "THE OURAN HOST CLUB IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS!"

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Imagine a tea party in the olden days, where everyone dressed up and had tea and crumpets and made small talk with each other.

The 'host club' was exactly like that… well, give or take a few things… mostly give.

Light just sat there as Tamaki introduced the ladies of Ouran Gakuen to their selections. So far, he had gotten the gist of the 'types': Mori being the tall and silent, Kyouya being the cool yet smart, the Hitachiin twins (Hikaru and Kaoru) were the (barf) 'forbidden brotherly love', Hunny was the boy Lolita, and Tamaki was the (shudder) 'prince'. In addition, Haruhi was now claimed the 'sweet and innocent' which was basically the same as his own stupid title.

"…It's so nice of you to be so openly gay," Tamaki said.

Wow… big surprise. Where have I heard THAT before? Light thought.

"So you'd like to request our 'Gentleman' type?"

THAT got Light's attention. He whipped his head around to find L standing in the doorway.

Dun Dun DUUUUNNNN~

Sorry about that^

So, whadya think? Reviews are appreciated, flames will be laughed at.

Next chapter should be posted soon... maybe in the next 2-3 weeks... maybe in a few days... probably sometime next week.

A/N: Ryuk is gonna be a filler character so I'm gonna pretty much ignore him/take him out of the story line. Just so you know...

xoxo