Disclaimer: I don't own Soul Eater. No, Durrr. I'm not going to say this in the later chapters, so FanFiction better make do with that.

Ask Maka:

"Hello there! I'm Maka! I think the... um... fandom... out there really wants to know more about the Soul Eater cast... so I guess I'll answer them for you guys!" Maka said looking at her Audience. "I will be the host for this fanfiction!"

"And hi there! I'm Appleblx (Apple-Blix for short, If long, AppleBeeEllEx) I am the author of this series, the one who gives life to Maka in this certain fanfiction and answers your requests!" Appleblx says, smiling deceivingly innocently.

"The rest of the cast will come out to answer your questions if you have them," Maka blushes slightly. "But most of them should be for me since I AM the host, I guess."

"Please review to ask your questions in letter form, because I don't want to take down this story due to breaking the rules... And also can you not ask inappropriate questions, like things about homosexuals, sex, and... you know... and try not to put too much bad words in it and things like that!" Appleblx says twiddling her arms while laughing, saying what you shouldn't do.

"Please review!" Appleblx and Maka say at the same time.

The Audience cheers as the show ends.

"Now it's time for the Authors Note," A voice comes from nowhere.

"I hope everyone who reads this reviews to send me questions because I want to have fun making this and I want you to have fun reading this! The idea for this came from a Fullmetal alchemist Fanfiction, who's author unfortunately had to close it down due to breaking the rules. I hope I won't procrastinate making this! Please enjoy!" Appleblx's voice says.