Title: Names
Author: Darkening-wings
Rating: T
Summary: "Actually, it'd fit just as well as Sparkles, Shinyguy, Glitter boy, Skirt dude, Bull and Handful."
A/N: something I wrote while watching Soul Eater. You've never seen me high, and you better wish you never do. I might slash you with someone. Aka I was laughing so hard, I wrote epic stupid stuff.
Cosmos's Warriors campsite, around midday.
"Why, you're absolutely shining today, Light," Cecil said while smiling in his usual innocent manner, and sat down, placing his hands a little too close to his naughty parts for comfort.
"I took a bath, as you suggested," the Warrior of Light retorted without looking up from the breastplate which he was currently busy polishing. He eyed it with a disgruntled expression on his face. "Also, don't refer to me as 'Light'; it makes me sound like a pansy."
Cecil, of course, only chuckled at that and started rocking back and forth on his chair. Soon, a happy hum could be heard from behind his closed lips, and it was only cut off when those cute purple-painted objects of (someone's) desire parted into the most wolfish grin seen through the history of Final Fantasy.
"Well, Pansy could probably fit you just fine."
"..."
"Actually, it'd fit just as well as Sparkles, Shinyguy, Glitter boy, Skirt dude, Bull and Handful."
"... What? For one; I don't sparkle half as much as you do, second: I don't wear a sk-"
"Oh, if you didn't like them then there is Love, Babe, Angel, Candypants and Babycakes. Which one do you prefer?"
The Warrior of Light looked up for the first time since Cecil arrived, pure terror written across his face. "Where did you hear those words."
"Ooh, Garland dropped a few names when my brother accidently got him drunk. They're cute, or what do you say, Snuggle puff?"
Far away, in the old Chaos shrine, Garland felt a foreboding chill creeping up his spine. He turned to look back to the gate only once, before neatly placing the huge strawberry cake on the throne: he wasn't about to cancel the date with his little Angel after telling the other villains that the shrine was off limits for the coming two days.